brooke @brooke@awoo.space
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
THREE HUNDRED
@thefishcrow Boom. Now I'm happy and can go to bed.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not within the the stars, but in ourselves, that we are pineapples.
"Stay, man, the hurt cannot be much."
"May, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a pineapple. But 'tis nuff, will serve."
Is this a pineapple I see before me?
Tired: pineapple movies
Wired: pineapple Shakespeare
SomeBODY
…pineapple the world was gone pineapple,
I ain't the sharpineapple the shed…
<keanu>
Pineapple on pizza?
I'm going to learn
Pineapple on pizza?
</keanu>
@Gargron I've been a fan of NASA for so long, I'm down to be their friend with benefits.
@cnc@cybre.space God, I remember what a hard blow that was for me too. I'm sorry.
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Idea: a social network that *requires* at least 2000 character posts.
The discourse slowly becomes old school postal correspondence.
People start building up an erudite vocabulary, studying yellowed missives from the 18th century for ideas.
Every post begins with "To Whom It May Concern" and ends with "Your Eternal Friend" and a half dozen postscripts.
We could call it Snail Mail
@inmysocks @oxenfree@mastodon.social @oceangrunge@witches.town The coyote still rotates in the profile. *So say we all*
~awooo~
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Toot if you love and support trans lesbians
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Oh, another tip for new Mastodon users. There is no global search, outside of users or hashtags. That means you can criticise and curse things using their true name without accidentally summoning a group of sealions.
@cypnk My god, there's a 30% chance I'm a beetle.
@esdin Neat!
I loved turning 30. I was tired of 20s, I guess.
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"Academic studies and countless anecdotes make it clear that being interrupted, talked over, shut down or penalized for speaking out is nearly a universal experience for women when they are outnumbered by men."
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/14/business/women-sexism-work-huffington-kamala-harris.html
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I'm glad Mastodon is still gay~
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
