brooke @brooke@awoo.space
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
Customer: "Two dozen Zippo lighters, please."
Proprietor, counting cash with relish: "Action heroes…"
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a reliable barometer for determining if a thing is good is if it contains the phrase "I turn your attention now to the very interesting situation in Akkadian"
My girlfriend joined Mastodon and maintenant, nous créons des fursonas mignons dans une langue que nous ne pouvons même pas comprendre.
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peter parker's dead uncle
IT'S BEN
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You bring out the gay in me
🌈 🏳️🌈 🍍 🥑 🍬
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in a sense, we are all gay
we are part of this gay universe
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cuneiphone
this just in
Minecraft is good
I ate
The bacon
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unoriginal joke
thinking about using regex to parse dice rolls so now i have two problems
DnD Vore
Eat the lich
Put a mango in my mangob
Really I can't believe my pets don't just kill me the first time they smell bacon and eggs.
Vincent Kartheiser looks so good in long-sleeve tees on the TV show Angel that when I wear them now, it feels like straight-up fanboy-ing.
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Stay tuned for my next thinkpiece, Why Millennials Are Refusing To Have Grown Up In The 70s and 80s Like Me
Jenie (Jean Genie)
I don't brag about it much but Shatner also did not find me.
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i ate the plums
that you were saving
i'm really sorry
they taste amazing
-- BURMA SHAVE
Wow, the new Skype for iOS is terrible. Microsoft seems to think that Skype is a social-media platform now. Some basic functionality is lost, and for some reason they want me to "heart" my calls and "follow" people.
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
