im gonna replace your ass.
im gonna replace your ass
im gonna take your ass and replace it
im the ass replacer (ass replacer)

Willy Wonka as played by Gene Wilder is a Faerie Lord, Possibly King Oberon in Disguise, subjecting mortal children to morality tests in order to determine a worthy successor to his throne.

And I'm willing to die on this hill.

hey guys i'm moving over to @budgiebin@snouts.online, see you on the flipside <3

I made chocolate cherry cheesecake last night and it's so rich it just may kill me. xD

Kanye, Shakespeare or dril is an excellent party game, you get given a quote and have to guess which of them said it, which is actually pretty hard given that "There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.", "Everything in the world is exactly the same.", and "There's actually zero difference between good and bad things." are a quote from each

yo the weather finally got cold enough where i have to put a hoodie on and honestly i love it

don't think we'll be swimming today after all xD

The only pokemon not in my alola dex is silvally, what a pain. it evolves through friendship

trying a new style using ink! it started out as a stylized sandslash and somehow ended up resembling a beast race in the D&D monster manual

Can we start a movement where at every store, everu fast food place, if they have a "how did we do" type Web page, or a customer suggestions box, we just ask "why do the workers not have chairs?"

@yardgnome the 3DS kinda does this, when you select a game the top screen displays a little animated 3D logo

@href you're supposed to stop sometimes to give your brain a rest

@ticky i am obsessed with the Singer Izek, which used a Game Boy Color to automate some of its advanced features

Do you ever find something completely absurd but you definitely want it?

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