I bark and I know things @budgiebin@awoo.space

im gonna replace your ass.
im gonna replace your ass
im gonna take your ass and replace it
im the ass replacer (ass replacer)

Willy Wonka as played by Gene Wilder is a Faerie Lord, Possibly King Oberon in Disguise, subjecting mortal children to morality tests in order to determine a worthy successor to his throne.

And I'm willing to die on this hill.

Kanye, Shakespeare or dril is an excellent party game, you get given a quote and have to guess which of them said it, which is actually pretty hard given that "There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.", "Everything in the world is exactly the same.", and "There's actually zero difference between good and bad things." are a quote from each

roses are red
violets are blue

Can we start a movement where at every store, everu fast food place, if they have a "how did we do" type Web page, or a customer suggestions box, we just ask "why do the workers not have chairs?"

Do you ever find something completely absurd but you definitely want it?

Nice colors on today’s walk, and an angle of the bridge that I liked.

you've heard of home depot, how about a bookstore called

tome depot