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Spouse was like “you’re anxious, put on Space Mutiny,” and I keep mumbling all the MST beats even though it’s Rifftrax

“I’d like to confuse bok choy with cabbage, sir”
“Hooray! We’re ISO 9001 certified!”
“SPEEDS OF THREE”

and so on

@noiob dating self: you just gave me flashbacks to all the “wyrm Debian” and “reverse Debian” jokes from my twenties

@noiob they generally have a native advertising team and/or generate revenue through Amazon referral links, so it’s not just clicks

@kimpegasus Oh! Yeah, that’s super annoying. The MacRumors forums are a pack of applehell, but the app compatibility list is always handy. Steam can get its 64-bit shit together any minute now 😖

@kimpegasus Yeah, Catalina is about as solid as macOS betas usually tend to be by this point in the process. The loss of 32-bit app compatibility is unfortunate, but we had warning of that with Mojave and I’m pretty much at peace with it.

@noiob oh god that sounds like the best thing Rn

Still stuck in a convenience store, but process half complete and spouse is reading me stuff about gold-pressed latinum hijinks on Star Trek: Online

cw: intoxicated people 

I just wish the creepy drunk guy would leave

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cw: food/drink, caffeine at ill-advised hours 

The shit part is being stuck in a convenience store near midnight until an annoying process finally completes itself

The nice part is that it’s got a shiny new automated drinks selection and I could have a 99 cent frozen coffee at exactly the wrong time of night if I wanted

I assure you that I want to

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@noiob digits crossed. It’s kind of a travesty that the New 2DS didn’t have the New 3DS faceplate thing going on (I say this having never swapped my Isabelle plates out of course)

@noiob they’re still making and selling them because people still buy them and games for them, but no more first-party content or limited theme consoles

this day 

Fuck this day and also fuck this day and fuck this day in particular

The part at Target and the new Amiibo can live. So can the nap

@Are0h@playvicious.social Jett Reno is a gift and no one can tell me different

CW: food, meat, cravings 

RESULT: it was meat, but would have benefited from a 24-hour soak, more salt, and probably reducing the cola. At that point, why not just break out the bottle of actual galbi sauce and go full pear’n’sugar

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@noiob I’m still annoyed that they only did a skin for the SP when I have this Book 2 here all “please put rainbows on me”

CW: food, meat, cravings 

UPDATE: chuck steak located on sale for under a fiver. Too cravey for the whole overnight galbi thing and had no chili paste. Sat it in cola with seasonings and salts for a bit, plopped it in the toaster oven, and am now at the “we’ll see” stage. Honestly I’ll be happy if it’s meat

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CW: food, meat, cravings 

found a protein bar and maybe this will calm me doOH WHO are we kidding

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CW: food, meat, cravings 

I just wanna soak 1.5lbs chuck steak in galbi marinade with blobs of gochujang and extra garlic, slow roast, sear to fuck, and snarl at anyone who comes near me to eat some IS THIS SO MUCH TO ASK, BOX OF GREEN ROTINI WHICH IS IN MY KITCHEN INSTEAD

I will also settle for soy garlic fried chicken

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