it’s not even internally consistent what are you doing 2016-me

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demonstrating the game boy you’re asking nearly CA$1,000 for works by showing it running Trip World, a CA$400-600 game, is a real power move

I have just discovered that not only are there slot-loading laptop Blu-ray burners but also people make bootleg SuperDrive cases with a USB 3.0 to SATA adapter in them so you can make yourself a bootleg SuperSpeed USB 3.0 BD-RE SuperDrive monster if you want

If you want to save about US$150 on a Clear Yellow GameBoy Light you can buy one with a second headphone jack installed, for some reason???

me to the engineers in my fleet: I need you to make a button in my ship’s cockpit which transmits “and *that* is why you don’t fuck with *admiral me*” to whichever fucker I’m about to shoot down

some good news: even “threatening” sentinels are actually not very clever

cool thanks for pretending my cheek during this phone call was me typing my passcode?

for some reason this soda only has water in it if you read French?

pour une raison quelconque, ce Soda ne contient que de l’eau en français?

so let me get this straight, Basecamp 3 has an undocumented slash command to play the sound of Jeff Bezos laughing, but the “insert selfie” button was used by too few users, and too hard to maintain?

excuse my Australian English but *fuck off*

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