Jessica @cat@awoo.space

there’s an irn bruing

you, uncultured: it’s the 40th of April, 2018
me, a PSP owner: it’s the 3,723rd of March, 2008

finally, you too, can be immortalised in tv news b-roll tagged “people using their phones in public”

this is only exacerbated by the fact that most search results for “[browser] autocomplete attributes” returns stack overflows of people foolishly trying to *circumvent* browser autofill features, not expressly enable them

“why don’t you recognise that this is an email field” is a question Chrome’s inspector should absolutely be able to answer

a weird omission is that every browser has built-in autofill now with all sorts of label/name heuristics to figure out what forms represent, but none of them have any inspector features to check how a form is actually perceived by the browser’s autofill implementation

ThinkPad, but designed by Apple in California

curious about that alternate universe Linux fanboys seem to speak from wherein IBM bought Apple in 1994 and then in 2001 they shipped a thing called “Mac OS/X” based on the AIX kernel

love 2 work with powerful ancient weapons like “the equals with tilde of side effect”

oh thank the goddesses, it was literally just `.match?` not existing yet

installing Ruby 1.9 for… some… reason

installing Ruby 2.3 for… some… reason

the amount of “ah yes, fingerprints must definitely be hereditary” out of that one cute trans tweet is just astounding, cis people are you ok?

it’s affirming to see, however, that this means you can be a moderately successful youtuber even with a perception score of 0

lets plays are infuriating sometimes

player: “this ability is completely useless and I never use it”
player, later: “hmm, how do I get to that place?” [the ability they dismissed earlier would’ve shown them the easiest path there]

hot take Windows Vista was much better than Windows XP don’t @ me

Best Windows version: 98SE
Best Mac OS version: 10.6 Snow Leopard

[clears throat] dyke dynasty

my favourite part is how the name doesn’t really bother to explain or allude to what it is at all

“Nintendo Entertainment System – Nintendo Switch Online” is the most Nintendo possible name for the thing