Jessica @cat@awoo.space

“would you drink from a bottle made of algae?” mate we drink from bottles made of petrochemicals fucking constantly and you didn’t get a choice or a 30-second fluff video on twitter about it

@moritzheiber it’s not bad!

@saxnot yes, it is easy to be scammed because bitcoin is, more often than not, a scam

@maffsie@queer.party that’s me

@meena because some jerk is making me write cucumber

@riking@social.wxcafe.net thank

@TheCoolest@mastodon.social they came to us, and we did end up standing up and it was fine, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

impressed with how often Breath of the Wild is willing to lean on its ambient soundscape, only bringing in some musical cues in at particular moments

please enjoy my upcoming Mega CD game, “Negative Zero”

When you were absolutely, definitely supposed to do it this way #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

we’ve been blessed with visitors at the beach today!!!

Borrowed a friend’s copy of Breath of the Wild, and so far it’s making me feel like Shigeru Miyamoto just got around to playing Snake Eater and then got *really* obsessed with it

“Well,” said Elizabeth, loading her PPK, “sometimes one has to do one’s dirty work for oneself”

where is the spy thriller starring the queen as played by Helen Mirren

will I *ever* get used to Nintendo’s shoulder button labelling scheme?

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it is somehow completely in-character that npm seemingly just broke installs for people using yarn last thing on a friday evening, pacific time

simmering take: Turbolinks is bad please don’t use it

fucking crying here because Cucumber is once-trendy bullshit

I have a line which says “When I successfully run `bundle exec rake test`”

It is failing

It will not show me the output from the command

I cannot find where the “When I [wildcard] run” Cucumber step is defined

What the goddamned fuck am I meant to do now exactly?