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@tom it’s ok there’s still time to learn

Jessica boosted

@boots@cybre.space ok but now do it with non-printing chars

hey @PowershopAus@twitter.com do you support customers on internal embedded networks yet because I could really do with an escape from this hell company

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to the Australian power company sending me a passive-aggressive email because I haven’t paid their bill from May

uh, hate to break it to you folks but it’s because *you didn’t actually bother to email it to me*

supermarket selling laser-engraved cucumbers which say “share a cuke with…” and feature various names, some of them humourous

one kibigram of flour please, I’m baking a computer

More like The Legend of Zelda: Beef of the Wild

trying to get back into the selfie habit (again (again))

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Markdown definitely rivals C in terms of undefined behaviour, for real

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What is a Markdown? A miserable little pile of presumptions.

“bigger womens’ sizes just aren’t popular!”

[turns to the camera]

Capitalism is definitely the most efficient system possible because when we have literally paid in advance for a season of a TV show we get episodes, uh, anywhere between a week and several months after they air in the US

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