Jessica @cat@awoo.space

I get that eBay sellers who do numbers must spend a lot of time photographing things but surely that should mean they get better at it over time and not just consistently out of focus and smudgey

I have just discovered that not only are there slot-loading laptop Blu-ray burners but also people make bootleg SuperDrive cases with a USB 3.0 to SATA adapter in them so you can make yourself a bootleg SuperSpeed USB 3.0 BD-RE SuperDrive monster if you want

@eurasierboy is the notification infrastructure for Amaroq down? I can’t seem to get notifications at all

I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to actually spend time on Mastodon so long as the things about the mobile UI I fixed years ago continue to be broken again

hot gun

Gran Turismo takes place in the Cars cinematic universe

twirled of warcraft

same energy

If you want to save about US$150 on a Clear Yellow GameBoy Light you can buy one with a second headphone jack installed, for some reason???

my phone has started autocorrecting “tall” as “y’all” and I think this is how I can tell I’ve been in North America too long in one go

me to the engineers in my fleet: I need you to make a button in my ship’s cockpit which transmits “and *that* is why you don’t fuck with *admiral me*” to whichever fucker I’m about to shoot down

some good news: even “threatening” sentinels are actually not very clever

cool thanks for pretending my cheek during this phone call was me typing my passcode?

windowsill mount for a computer

tfw the veggie sausage is too realistic and you have to make sure

yeah I’m from the south

Southern
Oh
Uh
The um, what’s it called,
Hemisphere

that one achewood comic but it’s “you know I ain’t a dude of executive function”

for some reason this soda only has water in it if you read French?

pour une raison quelconque, ce Soda ne contient que de l’eau en français?