Jessica @cat@awoo.space

Featuring;
• Five easy levels
• An inexplicable game mechanic shoved in midway through (presumably to satisfy the marking criteria)
• A delightful attempt at an “attract” mode
• Characters I have no rights to whatsoever
• “Jokes” I don’t understand anymore

You can now play a slightly improved version of the baffling The Simpsons-themed video game I made for a high school multimedia project back in 2006, from the comfort of your internet web browser: https://ticky.itch.io/the-simpsons-platformer

trying to figure out how to bodge a PlayStation memory card port and I think “bend some DuPont connectors” is currently leading

Shin Megaman Tensei

[computer voice] amiibo remotely acquired

and you call it donut shop despite the fact these are clearly doughnuts

it’s 2018 and surely capitalism’s fabled efficiency should mean I can pick up a bouquet of high definition web cams from the corner store for a few cents but instead they’re somehow still seventy dollars a pop because they’re “for gamers” now

amber front-lit liquid crystal display

I can’t believe *everyone’s* getting in on shoe cross-promotions at the same time

hey vscode, maybe don’t fucking do that

webm is a blight

this-is-fine.jp2

please tell me I’m not wrong in reading this as literally a crash-on-wake caused by an Apple process to do with sleeping named after a sedative

@PaulFerence Twitch sucks, I hate it

oh you know just mounting a disk image from across the planet so I can download one yif image from it

@tom sorry I missed that there was a link! I figured it was the image url <_<;

@tom uh yeah wow where do I get one

still pissed at Mastodon for not bothering to convert uploaded videos to a format you can play

@PaulFerence I mean I was talking about the phone app

the phone app I only downloaded because the feature was missing from the Android TV app

the Android TV app which can’t start a stream until you pick a particular video quality; auto quality mode (the default, for every single stream or video) simply will never start playback

this company makes good software decisions, clearly