Jessica @cat@awoo.space

cursed: Amazon emails me to tell me I can pick up my order if I can run to the post office in the next five minutes, or on Saturday(?)

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

yay they did the repair just fine. Hello new battery!

like seriously riddle me this

the worst part of this is I can’t actually ask anyone how to fix this because everyone would tell me I’m a giant moron for not knowing how to set Xcode to look in a framework I dragged into it for headers :^)

why don’t web developer tools have a warning for when they load a local font over your web font

Apple repair lady: "I've never seen this before" re: the, like, corrosion on the edges of my iPhone

like I could bring you three phones this has happened to, and two laptops

my skin fucking EATS Apple’s aluminium

wow im kinda tempted to backlight my gameboy pocket

Knuckle tatts: “bigm” & “ood!”

I’ve been doing software dev for like a decade

I still don’t know how to tell XCode where the fuck that .m file it’s complaining about is

(in the half hour since this tweet I tried to get the app running on an iOS simulator and had no luck whatsoever and now once again I am defeated and I suspect this iOS project will go the way of all my fucking iOS projects)

I spent a couple hours thinking I was writing a “react native” app but it turned out I was actually tricked into writing an app for the “expo” platform which can’t be turned into a “react native” app or used with non-“expo platform” apis without significant changes, cool, thanks.

in case you’re wondering what’s going on in Australian politics they’re trying to pass a corporate tax cut but that’s not important what’s important is our national cricket team got caught on cam trying to cheat and this is all anyone in Australia may legally talk about this week

click here for an instantaneous dose of dopamine

@jahtnamas@occult.camp it’s ok we’re suffering together. That’s why I made an Alfred workflow to dump the clipboard to the desktop lol

@jahtnamas@occult.camp technically bc Safari haven’t implemented the fucking JavaScript paste API correctly but also technically because macOS’ clipboard is “too good”