Jessica @cat@awoo.space

please enjoy my upcoming Mega CD game, “Negative Zero”

When you were absolutely, definitely supposed to do it this way #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

we’ve been blessed with visitors at the beach today!!!

Borrowed a friend’s copy of Breath of the Wild, and so far it’s making me feel like Shigeru Miyamoto just got around to playing Snake Eater and then got *really* obsessed with it

“Well,” said Elizabeth, loading her PPK, “sometimes one has to do one’s dirty work for oneself”

where is the spy thriller starring the queen as played by Helen Mirren

will I *ever* get used to Nintendo’s shoulder button labelling scheme?

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it is somehow completely in-character that npm seemingly just broke installs for people using yarn last thing on a friday evening, pacific time

simmering take: Turbolinks is bad please don’t use it

fucking crying here because Cucumber is once-trendy bullshit

I have a line which says “When I successfully run `bundle exec rake test`”

It is failing

It will not show me the output from the command

I cannot find where the “When I [wildcard] run” Cucumber step is defined

What the goddamned fuck am I meant to do now exactly?

I complain a lot about Ruby being a language which makes meaning and context difficult to discover but Cucumber uh, really takes the damn cake and smothers it in a language entirely defined at runtime using regexes??????

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Trying to figure out if PC motherboards equipped with Thunderbolt 3 ports are capable of outputting video over it from a discrete, internal GPU, because this is both an ungoogleable question, and nobody else seems to have ever wanted an answer to it

I really love how Rubocop is happy with one unreadable 134-character line, but will yell at you for a very clear 23-line method

You’re invited to my new speedrunning event, Games Done Privately and Rapidly

damn it I should’ve said “despite all my games I’m still just a dave in a cage”

2021’s most anticipated PS5 exclusive, David and the Cage of Hubris

pizza is often an answer