Jessica @cat@awoo.space

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another day another kernel panic from http://com.apple.Ambien

that trans “person in the mirror” meme but the image in the mirror is just out of focus and glitched beyond recognition

can I just take all my selfies through this web site now?

WOW turns out there’s a website to make these visible if you can’t see them like me this rules http://magiceye.ecksdee.co.uk

that cryptic, eh?

who called it bumping your beatified cola and hoping it won’t spill and not skylar suspence

[whispering very quietly] and you can, too! https://github.com/misenhower/splatoon2.ink/issues/14#issuecomment-395565268

finally, my calendar is useful

I can’t see anyone say “PiV” without thinking “shortcut to ms-dos program… wait”

weird question, are there any cross-platform tools out there for authoring CD+G discs?

“care for a dram?”
“sure, I’ll take it neat”
“ok here’s 4,096 kibibytes”

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“truthiness” was a huge mistake tbh

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“thc” is definitely pronounced “thicc,” right?

there’s a dispensary across the road from this café called “hempire” and I can only imagine they’re vampires who only consume blood with high thc concentrations thanks for your time send toot

I always get a bit sad when someone’s excited about a magic eye picture because I have never ever been able to make them work with my eyes

update: what the heck *is* this thing

if it weren’t for the worrying-looking spacing on the USB port I’d say this is a cool, but very strange, device