Jessica @cat@awoo.space

who called it splatoon 2 octo expansion and not octopath traveller

IIRC the “supported” solution required editing something in the app bundle and thus couldn’t survive an application update

(the opposite of) fondly recalling the time I had to write myself an Alfred workflow to launch Charles with 4096 MB of JVM memory (16 times the default, IIRC) because I was working for a video streaming service and the default configuration would just crash within a few minutes

[Very Helvetica Ultra Compressed voice] Prosumer Coffee Machine Simulator 2019

detecting the birth region of an Australian by whether they pluralise “mate”

“The Fourth of July,” or as it’s known in Australia, “fucken Wednesday, mate”

the worst part is how engaging Juiced 2 is, despite its flaws. It’s one of the most fun racers on PSP when it wants to. Weirdly, it has the same bugs as the 360 version, so I’m guessing it’s literally the same engine powering it, which is impressive

“woman who lived as a man” ok let me stop you right there because you’ve made a horrible mistake already

every time I try to do routing in Rails I feel a large amount of despair

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how do you retry on travis?

I guess uh, force pushing an amended commit so it has a new sha?

some tips:
• please be clear about whether you’re interested in a proposed change or not
• if tested code is presented, please do not bikeshed whether the change is possible
• please do not let your only comment on a PR match this regex: /^s\/[\w.#]+\/[\w.#]*\/$/

I don’t know how to ask the men in open source to be kind and it’s honestly exhausting

this isn’t even a joke this rule already works like that

if homebrew were on the app store it’d be rated 12+ for Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco or Drug Use or References

I realise that hypothetically nobody needs to *justify* their license’s terms but why would you tack this probably-unenforceable, legally extremely ambiguous line onto 2-clause BSD?

ok ok how about “hi I’m married” / “I’m with married”

pondering getting a pair of hats made which have “we’re actually married so don’t worry about splitting the bill in a pretty font” embroidered on them

To be clear, Juiced 2 is a very odd game which probably would’ve been better served with less focus on 3D rendered boobs and a bit more on less hammy voice acting, but is generally a pretty fun racer underneath it all

I’m doing a whirlwind tour of PSP racing games, I’m shocked to learn that the port of Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights appears to be more or less unabridged versus its Xbox 360 counterpart, and both runs and handles very well on PSP!