Jessica @cat@awoo.space

getting to read the document Microsoft were given to try to convince them to name the original Xbox “11-X” (in Game of X) has done a lot to convince me market research is a huge scam

I need to bring your attention to this gem of an internet web site: http://www.csoon.com/index.html

The Samoyed says 0xf00f

The computer hangs

when’s hypercard coming out for switch

blessed sentence

when things are going well on a friday afternoon

profusely apologising to everyone for pulling docker images at the café

Serious question: how stupid would it be to affix a Qi charger pad to my wireless headphones and plug into the USB port?

have you considered: kindness ?

like I get that this is more work, I really do, but the thought of responding with …that, and not with something like “I don’t currently maintain a changelog, but if you could help me get it started that’d be a good motivator to continue!”, you just might be an arsehole?

what’s changed to warrant a minor version bump? fuck ouy that’s what

when someone asks you to consider writing any sort of changelog in your project which uses semantic versioning, and you are absolutely, definitely acting in good faith as a project maintainer

I like how instead of smoothly streaming and occasionally rolling an ad, the Twitch iOS app has decided that it should periodically throw out its entire streaming cache to check if there’s an ad and then resume from the last iframe when there wasn’t one to show at all

another day another minor facebook project update breaking builds because it depends on a bleeding-edge version of a different facebook project

tfw you realise the problem might not be GitHub

just realised my Nonna is a nonagenarian and nearly giggled off my seat

as though I wasn’t hungry enough, someone on this bus has some extremely salty smelling hot chips 🍟

There’s a reason I have something like thirty thousand people blocked on here.

And now I guess the solution is just going to be “go private permanently,” which means the social aspect of Twitter is almost entirely moot.

Push notifications have been instant indicators of incoming waves of abuse which both myself, and others I know, have been able to use to lock down and avoid most of it. Now that’s just gone unless you use Twitter’s own apps, which are, frankly, awful, exclusively.

Twitter is becoming a platform which is increasingly unsafe.

Scams and phishing are on the rise, not to mention the rampant abuse, and Twitter are doing literally nothing to fix or even help with this.