Jessica @cat@awoo.space

hey @PowershopAus@twitter.com do you support customers on internal embedded networks yet because I could really do with an escape from this hell company

to the Australian power company sending me a passive-aggressive email because I haven’t paid their bill from May

uh, hate to break it to you folks but it’s because *you didn’t actually bother to email it to me*

supermarket selling laser-engraved cucumbers which say “share a cuke with…” and feature various names, some of them humourous

one kibigram of flour please, I’m baking a computer

More like The Legend of Zelda: Beef of the Wild

what else #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

trying to get back into the selfie habit (again (again))

sup nerds

Markdown definitely rivals C in terms of undefined behaviour, for real

What is a Markdown? A miserable little pile of presumptions.

“bigger womens’ sizes just aren’t popular!”

[turns to the camera]

Capitalism is definitely the most efficient system possible because when we have literally paid in advance for a season of a TV show we get episodes, uh, anywhere between a week and several months after they air in the US

actually never mind he’d be much harder to see and actually more terrifying now I think about it

Breath of the Wild mod which replaces all Guardians with Cayde-6 from Destiny

ok look im just gonna start unfollowing based on this

when you are absolutely, positively, unstoppably, on your bullshit #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

I’m glad that Nintendo will just let you call them specifically about Miiverse

darn things seem super hit and miss though

relieved to say the replacement Saturn extension leads I ordered do actually work