Jessica @cat@awoo.space

but yeah for real the big opt out button is over at https://www.myhealthrecord.gov.au/for-you-your-family/opt-out-my-health-record and it takes 2 seconds and needs only your ID (license, passport, &c accepted) and your medicare card and I firmly believe you should opt out and not trust this system

wow, what a convenient survey

Hey if you’re an Australian it sounds like you should absolutely go opt out of MyHealthRecord right now, what a hot mess

Wayland Smithers

Splatoon 3 Rabbit Expansion

I’ve never dealt with Nintendo for after-sales service so I’m kinda hoping they’re legit about it

today I send my Joy-Con (R) Neon Pink to Nintendo for repairs, I’ll be wishing it the best of luck on its travels!

Tales of Gender (PlayStation 2, 2001)

Another weird quirk of marrying someone overseas: the Australian financial year runs July - June, the Canadian financial year runs January - December.

I need to report my Canadian spouse’s income for the *Australian* financial year. 🤔

met a new shy friend out today with @mistydemeo@twitter.com @KateLibc@twitter.com and @MOOMANiBE@twitter.com! 10/10 for openly offering headbutts, and profuse apologies for the spooky fire engine passing us @thecatreviewer@twitter.com

(how did I put up with this level of reliability for like four years??? lol)

…I had forgotten how awful TouchID is if you have sweaty hands

seriously this is making me feel like a giant, it’s very strange

got out my iPhone SE to do Australian SMS duty and wow the thing feels tiny after a few months of using the iPhone X

…*please* make an X in that smaller size, Apple

scout pilgrim vs 2fort send tweet

australian culinary technology is truly terrifying sometimes (via @hawkieowl@twitter.com)

you can just post a video of a dog, you really don’t need to dub a public domain instrumental folk soundtrack over it, or “caption” it with infantilising dog speak

I promise I would still love the dog if you don’t

gunna duct tape an hdmi splitter to the PS3 and make it think about what Kaz Hirai has done

anyway I’d share some clips but APPARENTLY SONY DECIDED EVERYTHING THE PS3 OUTPUTS NEEDS TO BE HDCP PROTECTED LIKE A MOVIE IS SO, NOPE????

I don’t know why I expected more “polish” whatever that means, it plays like a PS2 game, where I expected it to feel a lot more modern. Guess I have to remember it’s from 2007 🤭