Jessica @cat@awoo.space

please tap your poetic license on the RFID scanner

Sonic the Hedgehog but with Rayman-style non-corporeal limbs

mærio

(I suspect this is a translation error? but it’s apparently existed for the entire life of the article, and I don’t have the heart to change it)

[extremely person who can barely tolerate cats voice]

what do you mean PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale is only four player

“pungent capsaicinoid” sounds like a really good insult

TFW someone posts about liking the Porsche 911 (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Porsche_928_animated_headlights.gif)

coming to terms with the fact that preferring the Porsche 928 over the 911 is just the vehicular equivalent of posting “haha XD im so random”

bc for me it’s “hi I barely know you, step the fuck back”

if you could send a single message anonymously to that one person who you’ve had to softblock repeatedly on main for being way too familiar and who keeps follow requesting your private and just generally wants to force the issue of you being “close” what would it be

not gunna lie, the PS3’s cutely implemented support of PS2 memory cards and their contained save files really makes me wish PS3’s own save icons were 3D models too and not little crappy jpegs

delighting in seeing the ABC caption the word “arse” with the correct spelling 👌🏼

so the hypothesis of these food delivery services is that by being dispatched by a central service rather than a single restaurant the consumer can order from more restaurants, but in reality now your delivery driver is getting shafted and you get a wide selection of cold food

UPDATE: doordash seem to have “updated” their checkout so it now defaults to the (still broken because their domain isn’t registered to use it) Apple Pay, and you now have to click one of two very small buttons to toggle it back to a credit card, or the form just breaks entirely

not only did I spot our favourite pair of windowsill cats positively oozing out from under their curtain together, I found nervous cat enjoying a shady patch of grass, all in a single outing! Top marks all around, for sure! @thecatreviewer@twitter.com

iPod Classic but with the same level of encryption as a current-gen iPhone

a thing I enjoy a lot is that Blu-ray discs still specify that they’re in “COLOR” on the back

(yes I know that it’s possible to produce a monochrome Blu-ray but it still definitely feels like an anachronism)

ok I’m pleased to report that the picture on these Blu-rays is *incredibly* crisp and vivid, it’s like I’m getting to look directly into alex hirsch’s brain

Happy Mirthday