Jessica @cat@awoo.space

Telegram is real good software which just forgot who I am, so I’m getting notifications but I’m also required to re-verify my phone number for some reason

I’ve found a friend at the salon!

your computer restarted because of a problem

with the number of kernel panics I keep getting I’m beginning to suspect my laptop has worse anxiety than I do

I like how the iPhone X puts Siri on a side button so it feels like you’re using a walkie talkie to radio a nearby friend a question

don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning drop onto an island with 99 other people to fight to the death

if I ever win a lottery I think perhaps I will get one of these

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oh huh there *are* dedicated DIY arcade stick boards, huh

like maybe we just need to sacrifice an Xbox 360 controller to whoever is to be crowned the king of fighters

Misty just spent an hour getting her fight stick to appear to Windows as a valid Xbox controller and surely there’s a better way than two adapters?

[clears throat] the king of fighters fourteen

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If you do the full calculation you will find that hot Neil deGrasse Tyson takes are far less uncommon than Friday the 13th

There’s an Italian restaurant here called “Di Beppe” and despite my rudimentary knowledge of Italian it’s quite difficult not to read it as an internet shitpost

I can’t believe the long considered abandoned CD-i title “Mario Takes America” finally got released under the weird new name “Super Mario Odyssey”

Finally, a Video Game for Teens!

“Clippit roleplay account” seems a particularly odd choice of pastime, but I guess who am I to judge

I can’t decide if this is better in its original Publisher 97-rendered form, or in retina-resolution PDF-rendered form

have you completed the wizard, or has the wizard completed you? 🤭