Jessica @cat@awoo.space

when you have a lot of faith in your brand recognition

when you are having fun playing an EyeToy® Enhanced video game

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Remember the 2000s when everything had to have a single-platform video chat service which was, by definition, significantly worse than Skype?

what were those (pre- Apple TV/Roku/Android TV et al) “internet tv” set top boxes (i.e. shitty infra red keyboard/mouse controlled web and email clients that used SDTVs for display) actually called?

• Use as many prefab or pilfered assets as you can
• Simple racer with odd controls
• ⅔ furry characters (custom art acceptable for this)
• Explain nothing

Game jam idea: Cosmic Race (but fun)

Where the fuck is my EyeToy® Full Vision Lens, eBay?

find myself really wishing PICO-8 were usable on a phone

(but no, she just tells you the current local time)

“When is 7pm central time” is *definitely* a query Siri should be able to answer

Hot take: 200cc Mario Kart is bad

hey is the banana pi zero any good? I can’t figure out if it’s a reasonable tiny computer with ethernet headers or just going to catch fire immediately

do you ever go on eBay and just make yourself sad

I really wish Twitter would ever like, deliver a feature in full

Twitter still doesn’t really treat threads as a first-class feature in its data model, which means threads remain a really difficult way to read tweets

update: the brides got croissants (just a little late)

I can’t believe our sakura wedding was so perfect, thank you Vancouver

Hi,

we got married

Girls are my wife constantly