Jessica @cat@awoo.space

borat voice that girl is Wife City to me

I can’t believe English doesn’t have any phrase you can use to refer to a spouse which isn’t possessive (i.e. “my wife”) except for “that girl is Wife City to me”

what so to upload a file in Relay you must… redefine Relay’s entire network layer?

.@mistydemeo@twitter.com wow I didn’t know you had a wikipedia page

Segata Sanshiro, to the Sega board of directors, emphatically: you must not invest in b‚it‚coin

last night I dreamed that there was a new fast and the furious movie and it had posters for previous movies in the series in the background, implying the series exists in the universe of the series and I had so many questions about the implications

wow hey uh hyperkin’s CES “prototype” is absolutely just a backlit, biverted GameBoy Pocket in a new shell, isn’t it

if hyperkin released an aftermarket game gear clone with an aluminium case would it be called “metal gear?”

ah, fuck, never mind https://www.thingiverse.com/search?q=mophie+wireless

3D printed stand which points your wireless charger-docked iPhone X at your face

hot take: Ruby is so chock full of syntactic sugar that your Teeth of Easily Understanding What Objects Exist in any Given Scope are rotten

if Jim Boonie accepted his free real estate in 2009 he’d have made an infinity% gain in property value by 2018 – really makes you think!

(manually redrawn, based on the in-game logo, and put together into a real ROM with the make_logo script here: https://dhole.github.io/post/gameboy_custom_logo/ 💜)

weird, I imported this cartridge from Inkopolis and I guess the logo is different there? 🦑 #Splatoon2

come to think of it, spells *must* be written in C; how else would they have so much room for undefined behaviour?

“damn!” the witch yelled, “my spell crashed again”

tfw the sorcery that makes your otherwise-inert trackpad feel clicky crashes