Jessica @cat@awoo.space

twitter is hell

psst why on earth would you think from this tweet that you should email me asking for duplicate file finder advice?

The Legend of Zelda: Breadth of the Wild

sure you complain about planned obsolescence in tech but why don’t you talk about the planned obsolescence in the human body?

I feel like every time I click a video which begins with the gamecube boot screen I’m going to feel disappointed and misled

periodic reminder: https://youtu.be/FN4T24U9Frw

Seagate Sanshiro

every time I look up this chart there’s something new I crack up laughing at

today it’s at Brisbane calling a 200ml glass a “beer”

[me, having crossed my fingers behind my back] but I’d definitely have to do it in Adelaide so I only have to drink ¾ as much milk as anywhere else

Skyrim but every time the phrase “milk drinker” is invoked I drink an entire pint of milk

I don’t know how to convince you you don’t need to reply with how much data you do or do not have hoarded, it does not impress me that you have none, it does not impress me that you use the cloud, it does not impress me that you have more, please, this does not need your input

[very it’s free real estate voice] it’s a jokes

aaaaaaaa

tfw Siri directs you to walk to a jewellery shop in Vancouver, WA, USA rather than the much closer cafe in Vancouver, BC, Canada

Private again because twitter has no fucking chill

🤔

when the fireteam member who’s gone ahead tells you the game says vehicles aren’t permitted to be spawned where you’re going (feat. @MOOMANiBE@twitter.com)

update: LadyBattleCop is too long to be a battletag cmon blizzard what gives

shit though for real

that thing where “gifs” on twitter don’t have playback controls but “videos” do, despite both being transmitted as “video/mp4” is uh, sure something