Jessica @cat@awoo.space

this just seems fucking rude

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[citation needed] is my favourite canadian factoid

13.3-inch (diagonal) electroluminescent-backlit display with liquid crystal technology; 2560-by-1600 native resolution at 227 pixels per inch with support for four shades of grey

hey did any version of macOS ship Aqua and any even partly-working HiDPI support? asking for a friend

oh wow uh… I’m pretty sure I couldn’t get a fixed background position to work last time I tried looking at this… Aqua’s *totally* plausible

ok ok but as part of the joke when you’re scrolling it’ll play doctor jones at a speed relative to how fast you’re scrolling

I wonder if I could recreate Aqua scrollbars…

Rather impressively, the recreations of classic Mac OS scrollbars I made for WebKit browsers (sorry Firefox pals) in 2014 still work, and somehow don’t look *completely* broken on Retina displays! https://public.drac.at/classic-mac-scrollbars/

this UI is going to age so poorly but I don’t give a single damn

OK I made a thing you can use https://is-this-a.github.io/ip/

GitHub, please, I’m begging you, add a widget to this page that lets you paste an IP and check if it’s within your IP ranges; I shouldn’t have to know CIDR notation (which the thing you link to doesn’t even support as input) to figure that out https://help.github.com/articles/about-github-s-ip-addresses/

craig federhigi knows what a meme is

Apple are you for real right now

I really enjoy catching apple dot com post-keynote but mid-cdn-update

FINALLY

THE TERMINATOR: do you accept Visa?
CASHIER: no, sorry, we’re cash or interac only
THE TERMINATOR: oh, is there an ATM nearby?
CASHIER: there’s one right outside, actually
THE TERMINATOR:

give the terminator your boots your jacket and your motorcycle don’t @ me

is there a block list of every “we own no content posted!” account?