Jessica @cat@awoo.space

[whispering very quietly] and you can, too! https://github.com/misenhower/splatoon2.ink/issues/14#issuecomment-395565268

finally, my calendar is useful

I can’t see anyone say “PiV” without thinking “shortcut to ms-dos program… wait”

weird question, are there any cross-platform tools out there for authoring CD+G discs?

“care for a dram?”
“sure, I’ll take it neat”
“ok here’s 4,096 kibibytes”

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“truthiness” was a huge mistake tbh

times_rails_not_normalising_its_own_form_values_to_bools_has_bitten_me += 1

“thc” is definitely pronounced “thicc,” right?

there’s a dispensary across the road from this café called “hempire” and I can only imagine they’re vampires who only consume blood with high thc concentrations thanks for your time send toot

I always get a bit sad when someone’s excited about a magic eye picture because I have never ever been able to make them work with my eyes

update: what the heck *is* this thing

if it weren’t for the worrying-looking spacing on the USB port I’d say this is a cool, but very strange, device

uh somehow I forgot to paste the link, it lives here https://flashair-developers.com/en/documents/books/

(notably, there’s only one issue in English, the other three are only in Japanese; time for a fan translation?)

important: there exists an SD card with Wi-Fi which you can write LUA programs for

but that’s beside the point, because this SD card has a mascot with a doujinshi (more or less like a zine) series, and she’s *wonderful*

MD5 (SHOWCASING the new Vape Rig with some of my favorite VAPE TRICKS-i2h7Zv2zmPr.mp4) = 9a2fbde228f5abd9b56d8f3715cad125

OK NEVER MIND ARCHIVE DOT ORG TO THE DANG RESCUE! https://web.archive.org/web/20161109141812/https://vine.co/v/i2h7Zv2zmPr

I’m so sad Vine is broken and dead because it means I will never be able to watch https://vine.co/v/i2h7Zv2zmPr again without it being in a shitty “vine compilation” video

its a shame Desiny 2’s game design feels so arbitrarily repetitive because boy do I enjoy its gunplay

will I convince myself it’s worth it to buy the next expansion based on the vague hope that might improve it? ...ugh, maybe

if mastodon was really worried about decentralisation this wouldn’t be a problem