Jessica @cat@awoo.space

miss a turn, have a large purple man dropped on you #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

stay on target #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

when Mario's being a shit so you demolish him #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

you can tell every mario kart but 64 is bad because it doesnt begin with mario shouting “Welcome to mario kart!”

real sporting of you to not show up, team no pulp #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

also you can tell I’ve only participated in splatfests towards the start because I had no idea results were withheld for 12 hours

I played in a total of 2 matches so if pulp loses you know it’s not my fault

oh no the splatfest is over and my splatoon just crashed as it hit 9pm lol

I came this close to buying a PlayStation mouse today is2g

how do I get google to never ever ever email me this sort of shit again

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Oh yeah I love HEVC

Hubris
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I filmed the talk today in 4K60 both because my phone could, and as the setup for some sort of bad joke about gamers demanding it, but now that I have a 17.64 GB HEVC-encoded MOV file on my computer I’m no longer laughing

strapping a Sega activator to a ddr mat to create the ultimate controller

the lesson from all this; next time you’re doing a presentation at a retro game festival, compile it on Sega CD, not google slides

UPDATE: we ended up having to swap to a third, more modern projector because this one stopped accepting our inputs, so this ended up being untrue

this obvious joke video game not only exists but was apparently critically praised in its time

can’t believe @SegaCDgames@twitter.com is real