Jessica @cat@awoo.space

either of these menu variations can appear on the home page, depending entirely upon HOW YOU NAVIGATED THERE

do better, Google

I really thought I was just missing something but no, the YouTube UI really is definitely gaslighting you ‘cause on some pages the menu your icon opens looks like this, and on others it looks like this, and which page has which is INCREDIBLY inconsistent

reflecting on the fact I included a complete set of complete English captions with that Time Gal intro I uploaded

another GDC, another being sad the Twitch app for Android TV can’t maintain a stable framerate despite plenty of network bandwidth

why hasn’t “greetings from Germany” just become a synonym for “hello” on the internet yet

“ugh, I better eat that” [smothers it in leftover holladaise]

what’s the word for the guilt you feel which forces you to eat the rubbish side salad that came with your decadent weekend brunch?

Nintendo Switch dock made out of the yellowed corpse of a Super Nintendo

whatever software they use for this it really seems to go out of its way to avoid getting any acronyms right …unless they’re trademarks 👀

PPYOU IS NOT EVEN A WORD WHY DID IT DO *THAT*

YouTube’s automatic captions have now coined the terms “secret intendant” (Super Nintendo) and “ppyou” (PPU) and I’m dying

I can’t believe they actually called a console “TurboGrafx”

I love to set my consoles to “for ATi”

miss a turn, have a large purple man dropped on you #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

stay on target #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

when Mario's being a shit so you demolish him #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

you can tell every mario kart but 64 is bad because it doesnt begin with mario shouting “Welcome to mario kart!”

real sporting of you to not show up, team no pulp #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

also you can tell I’ve only participated in splatfests towards the start because I had no idea results were withheld for 12 hours

I played in a total of 2 matches so if pulp loses you know it’s not my fault