Jessica @cat@awoo.space

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my sky.

legit praxis question: is buying a game from humble (which activates on steam) better, the same, or worse, for the developers (and the world at large) than buying it directly on steam?

you ever have a day where you discover what you thought was a quick of one or two apps is actually a really bizarre bug in the relationship between an accessibility feature, a major OS’ notification system and one specific notification sound? http://www.openradar.me/radar?id=6101267944308736

oh no, how do I download the opposite of that?

no meow’s sky

hot take there’s actually no valid reason for a functioning transit card with an active, supported, compatible system to *periodically* expire, at all, whatsoever

cursed email

[slams fists on desk] do NOT post Steven Universe spoilers

Toronto (pronounced like the songular form of the name of a hypothetical 1980s toroidal “TRON” cereal tie-in)

coincidentally, cumulative dilation hours is also the name of my new grunge band

source: enough cumulative dilation hours to have binged the entirety of car boys (rip), monster factory and most of gill and gilbert

hot take brand slam is a poor polygon web series because its core conceit requires a significantly greater knowledge of specifically American companies than the prior polygon web series whose successes it seeks to emulate

(NGL I mostly set this up because I wanted a permalink for the single time in my Splatoon career where I managed a 15:0 splat+assist/splatted ratio https://stat.ink/@ticky/spl2/1040174 lol)

splatnet2statsink is neat, and uploads match history to http://stat.ink, but keeping it running on your computer while you play is fiddly, so now with the magic of Other Peoples’ Computers™ you can set and (more or less) forget!

Hey! Do you play Splatoon 2? Do you want to keep your match history around? Don’t want to mess with computers too much?

I’ve packaged up splatnet2statsink to run (for free) on Heroku with minimal configuration last night and you can use it too! ✨🦑📈🐙✨ https://github.com/ticky/splatnet2statink-heroku

summer pro tip: do not buy air conditioners from “whynter”; they’re all broken and the company simply does not give a flying fuck about after-sales service

iTunes equaliser preset which makes your music sound like it’s being played over a corporate telephone hold system

[sad beeps] recharger la roomba

hot take if your app considers my phone valid enough to send push notifications to it should probably consider my phone valid enough to still be logged in when I tap that notification