catter [text] ✅ @catterfly@awoo.space

"i don't like cheese," I say, stuffing a quesadilla in my gob.

got pain in/on head or face? want cold numb but not freezer cold?

apply can of compressed air to head/face! not the air itself, just the can. shake/use to re-cold can.

bonus! hissing sound when used frightens and startles local pets.

@masklayer i like bot right, with blue sparkly fucker 👌

update: cat has already tried to stick his big meaty paws into the yarn.

finishes writing a rly big important story draft

rewards myself with knitting (just stockinette tho, nothing fancy)

stayin up too late listening to the lin-manuel/weird al mashup of my dreams

@Leucrotta gently <3. (here's your one reason: spite)

leans into one of those really big, empty, fire escape stairwells in an office building and quietly hollers

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tamales............... Good. tamales Great, even.

@USBloveDog dorian and phrygian are a++ good too, yes ty

y'all got any minor key 3/4 music recs? need me some waltzes with an undercurrent.

@jond i just managed to un-fuck my own drives by /chkdsk [drive letter]: /f ? but i was having ntfs file system issues... good luck to the both of you

me, looking at all my characters: man i wish somebody would draw these
my brain: ...you know you can draw right?
me: boy i wish somebody would draw my characters!

@Mous me, dissociating slightly every sunset: why do i feel bad???

sprawls and shares my chips