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very tired: hell bird site
tired: bird site
wired: [five minutes of an uninterrupted, keening wail]

*in the waiting room, about to see my doctor*

me: awoo

*the other patients turn round*

me: ah uhh. oh god uhh... sorry I uhh,

*they glare at me*

me: i mean uhh.. achoo

Computers are bad and they should feel bad. They ought to be punished. I will punish them.

anyway, i saw starcrash in the theater, probably because i pestered my mom to see anything vaguely star wars looking.

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