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Have a sample meme from the 'shitposts' section of our menu. 

Menu: i.imgur.com/EVFd41X.png
To order: !order '1-4' 'folder from menu'

eg. !order 1 Animal Crossing
Please allow a few minutes for a response.

ad: Talk to your doctor to see if
me: *puts on magic glasses*
ad: BUY CONSUME FORGET IGNORE

toot: awoo
me: *puts on magic glasses*
toot: you are special and worthy ☺️

@Dex I was about to say "let me guess, the new iphone is a thousand dollars" as a joke about how ridiculously expensive apple stuff is, then I saw something someone else posted about the iphone being literally a thousand dollars

@typhlosion thanks to continuous partial attention, i can barely read at all

drugs, bripe in the raw 

adderall and chocolate covered espresso beans, oops.

@kara@witches.town we know which way apple goes when it comes to the bifurcation of income in the US

@soft_chomps@glitch.social i like getting raved at. sweet dreams

@typhlosion @vahnj though i always expecting the binary one first, so it was jarring

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space this is the flipping matrix

@soft_chomps@glitch.social sometimes i seek the safety of a formal system. i imagine this frustrates story tellers

@soft_chomps@glitch.social i feel like i would need time to feel out my character

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