distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
COMMISSION POSTING TIME: did this piece of a spiced-up kitty girl for an anonymous client! i love doing simple inked stuff like this, it’s so calmingly zen. NOT UNLIKE MASTURBATING, ONE MIGHT SAY???
FROM THE PATREON: is there one cute eel in this picture? or two? the answer, dear watchers, is up to you...
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#nsfw it's easter, babey. you know what that means. time to repost my horny chocolate rabbit TF comic (1/3 - http://patreon.com/distressedegg)
FROM THE PATREON: y'know, like from the one movie. uhhhh. Homeward Bound or whatever
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FROM THE PATREON: mermsbians. mebsmains. mramsblams. FISH GIRLS
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FROM THE PATREON: hot octopus guy with a few extra arms added on for utility and leisure. BECAUSE WHY NOT.
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ALSO HEY: check out this sketch commission I did recently for @DexTheDragon feat. their friend http://cynosura-ad.tumblr.com/ ! #nsfw https://awoo.space/media/6XtsCdJ3tlXaP3wccx0
ALSO FROM THE PATREON: MARINE MONTH KICKS OFF!! i heard if sharks stop grinding against each other they'll die. maybe that's something they just say to fuck with people, idk.
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FROM THE PATREON: $20 patron sketches! demons, hyper, hyenas, and melty melty griffins. good times. goooood times.
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FROM THE PATREON: wasn't gonna do Demon Month without drawing at least one Lucifer! dude has, like, a bonkers instagram, is2g.
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FROM THE PATREON: haven't drawn a picture of my demon character Succor yet for Demon Month, so i fixed THAT right up. go ahead! take a slice! MUNCH on that tasty juicy devil flesh. DEFINITELY a good idea
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FROM THE PATREON: just two gal pals hanging out and having a fun time. y'know how it is.
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FROM THE PATREON: this was just supposed to be a nice normal trip to the gym but noooOOooo, now you gotta bargain for control of your immortal soul. this is bullshit
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FROM THE PATREON: don't worry, you may feel just a slight prick during this procedure. followed by an improbably heavy one
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FROM THE PATREON: $20 patron sketches for December!
looks like hyper and macro/micro was on everyone's minds this holiday season! or.... most likely just on everyone's minds all the time, heh.
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FROM THE PATREON: reposting stuff from demon month!!! y'know, you have to wonder why this doesn't happen more often. maybe it only happens to people with really sinful imaginations
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FROM THE PATREON: ahh yes. nothing illustrates "delayed content release" like a holiday picture put out in February. very cool. also milk good
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spicy chicken, extra large. THERE. THERE'S YOUR DUMB FURRY JOKE OF THE DAY. here's a commission i just finished for @phenokage: a slightly embellished take on their fighty blaziken character! #nsfw
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
