distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
from the patreon: bienniale p4! ooooookay. so THIS is where this is going.
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another recent commission for Waffles (https://www.furaffinity.net/user/wafflestheraccoon/), who wanted to see his character transformed into a taur! that, my friend, i can DEFINITELY do.
also hey! this isn't technically NSFW for once! unless, of course... you're into this sort of thing. >:3c
ALSO: just finished a commission for cool and ingenious friend @eddie of their brand new character! Moe is an anthropomorphic runabout from Star Trek DS9 and like, come ON. how could i NOT work on this. it's an AMAZING idea!!!
FROM THE PATREON: my friend eve ( @skolli@mastodon.social ) recently redesigned a lizard character of hers from 2006, and i needed some more fodder for this blog, so HEYYYYYY, RARE FAN ART
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FROM PATREON: only the bravest are deemed worthy, but i hear it's a good ovi-position to be in
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ALSO HEY, DOUBLE POST TONIGHT!! also from the patreon: $20 patron sketches from November! some definite rolling with the current theme going on here, i feel.
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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p3. protip: don't use your robot hypno strobe powers on people without proper consent practices first.
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FROM LAST MONTH ON THE PATREON: horse people getting milked is a good good thing and no disciplinary force of man or dolphin will ever convince me otherwise.
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FROM THE PATREON LAST MONTH: makin copies...AND MAKING SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT'S UP
god. after, what, like eight months of this blog's existence, i FINALLY get to live up to my namesake and draw mad ovi. F I N A L L Y
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FROM LAST MONTH ON THE PATREON: get ready for a solid month of lactation & oviposition! don't you just HATE when this happens??? DON'T you???
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from last month on patreon: bienniale p. 2! finally, the REAL porn in this story: midcentury-slanted interior design.
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a butt, also a link to tumblr
https://t.co/StU4gcCXoZ so hey i'm doing a trade with rad-nsfw-dan (http://rad-nsfw-dan.tumblr.com) and uhhhhhh they did THIS for me??? my mind is fuckin BLOWN, this is so GOOD
cw: firearms; reposted for content warning
https://bb-shousetsu.livejournal.com/125878.html NEW SHOUSETSU BANG*BANG ISSUE IS OUT. I did the cover! Check it out if you like stories about dudes getting spicy, AND THEN check their archives if you want ten years of stories about all SORTS of people getting spicy! https://awoo.space/media/eLgLCWsM5e1evzavA-U
FROM LAST MONTH ON PATREON: aaaand that's it for hypno month! ONE LAST LITTLE BIT OF MACHINE FUCKERY because c'mon, i couldn't resist.
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FROM THE COMMISSIONS DEPT: i should probs post these on here too– did these a little earlier this year for togepi1125! y’know, the Macro Falco guy. (http://furaffinity.net/user/togepi1125 ) i’m part of the CANON now…
https://awoo.space/media/vzmfQdoimpZenlAnGEw https://awoo.space/media/hkAYAMhxs2XPVu1zAM8
FROM A MONTH AGO, ON THE PATREON: just a quick sketch i dashed off over after-dinner drinks. milk goes with EVERYTHING. with EVERYTHING!!!
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# nsfw
FROM THE PATREON: looks like there's a new alpha in town. (when in doubt: ALWAYS draw beefy dog men. always always ALWAYS.)
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much as i detest FA, there is one thing i wish we could port over to mastodon
FROM THE PATREON: ill-tempered is over but we're between major spice comic projects right now, so I'm doing a loose little short story about art! and about... other stuff, lmao. expect this to run about eight pages, nothing too long.
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18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
