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@DirtyThirty it's only acceptable if you're a deer guy with big tits and it's spelled "bucksom"

it's just a freaky word. no good can come of hearing that word

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me: boobs are 100% awesome and i love everything about them, including having them. i used to think it was basic to like them, but no, actually. they're extremely good and i will probably like them until i die

also me: *literally can't bring myself to trust anyone who uses the word "buxom" in normal conversation"

FROM THE PATREON: June $20 patron sketches! apparently it's fucking hot all over the world right now. that's depressing. chilling in a freezer until you turn into a cute lil popsicle is less depressing though, at least

subscribe today for as low as $1! patreon.com/distressedegg

@orrery IRL answer: think up a character (or a Korps iteration of an existing character) and jump right in! you can kind of get a mission statement for what the whole project is about here: twitter.com/KorpsPropaganda/st

narrative answer: just stay riiiiight there, we'll get someone out there to help you REAL soon~

gonna start tagging all my Korps toots with , btw, on the possibility that there are a few of my watchers who might be getting sick of all this incessant supervillain goofery, lmao

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drew this quick piece of Twitter user @KorpsPropaganda's character Audrey last night/this morning as a cooldown/warmup (in exchage for the RAD PICTURE OF SYBIL she drew me the other day-- twitter.com/KorpsPropaganda/st). Audrey has a variety fun pack of psychic powers, including the ability to erase herself from enemies' perception. useful!

look at you, follower. a pathetic creature of memes and boners, panting and sweating as you scroll through my timeline

i know i'm posting this late but HEY: look at this cool cool ref sheet for my mad science character Sybil I drew! streaming was WAY fun and i absolutely want to do it again sometime soon!!

allusion to hypnosis 

also people really fuckin wanted the mug from the second comic, so that's a real thing you can buy now here:

zazzle.com/z/g0umq

i don't make money off this, i'm just tickled that they exist

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birdsite links, allusion to (admittedly satisfyingly) messy death 

oh also: recently i've been doing some little free-time comix about a new mad scientist character of mine, Dr. Sybil Throat, joining up with the Korps, which is this fictional queer supervillain collective that twitter user @korpspropaganda started a while back. it's been a chance to indulge some of my schlockier urges~

you can read the comics i drew here:
twitter.com/DistressedEgg/stat
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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p9! sometimes the artistic process involves smashing a couple incomplete ideas together. hashtag relatable.

subscribe today to see pages and art way before they go up anywhere else! patreon.com/distressedegg

Woke up this morning to find this BEAUTIFUL art of Succor waiting in my Discord from none other than twitter user @kabbalahye! She looks so powerful and cool!! 💜🖤💜🖤

FROM THE PATREON: heard it's a hot one out there right now, folks. maybe now's a good time to hang out with some cool friends?

beat the heat! aaaand beat the mMNGHH (a gigantic vaudeville hook yanks me off stage) patreon.com/distressedegg

FROM THE PATREON: from now on, once very couple of months, i'd like to "remaster" an older sketch from this blog that I particularly like. i've been wanting to color this sucker in particular for like a year solid, lmao. TOO HD

subscribe today to see more weird fun horny art before it hits the rest of the web: patreon.com/distressedegg

@Ferrovore WWWWOW, HOLY MOLY THAT'S EXACTLY MY KIND OF GROSS

@distressedegg And here we are, an hour and change's worth of fartin' around. CW: blood.

@Ferrovore the idea has left my mind and is floating out in the world for others to make as gross as they like, don't sweat it

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