@DirtyThirty JUST A BIG OL PILE OF DRUNGUS
@DirtyThirty it's only acceptable if you're a deer guy with big tits and it's spelled "bucksom"
me: boobs are 100% awesome and i love everything about them, including having them. i used to think it was basic to like them, but no, actually. they're extremely good and i will probably like them until i die
also me: *literally can't bring myself to trust anyone who uses the word "buxom" in normal conversation"
FROM THE PATREON: June $20 patron sketches! apparently it's fucking hot all over the world right now. that's depressing. chilling in a freezer until you turn into a cute lil popsicle is less depressing though, at least
subscribe today for as low as $1! http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw
@orrery IRL answer: think up a character (or a Korps iteration of an existing character) and jump right in! you can kind of get a mission statement for what the whole project is about here: https://twitter.com/KorpsPropaganda/status/1024845734640640001
narrative answer: just stay riiiiight there, we'll get someone out there to help you REAL soon~
gonna start tagging all my Korps toots with #korps, btw, on the possibility that there are a few of my watchers who might be getting sick of all this incessant supervillain goofery, lmao
drew this quick piece of Twitter user @KorpsPropaganda's character Audrey last night/this morning as a cooldown/warmup (in exchage for the RAD PICTURE OF SYBIL she drew me the other day-- https://twitter.com/KorpsPropaganda/status/1028538187881185280). Audrey has a variety fun pack of psychic powers, including the ability to erase herself from enemies' perception. useful! #korps
allusion to hypnosis
also people really fuckin wanted the mug from the second comic, so that's a real thing you can buy now here:
https://www.zazzle.com/z/g0umq
i don't make money off this, i'm just tickled that they exist
birdsite links, allusion to (admittedly satisfyingly) messy death
oh also: recently i've been doing some little free-time comix about a new mad scientist character of mine, Dr. Sybil Throat, joining up with the Korps, which is this fictional queer supervillain collective that twitter user @korpspropaganda started a while back. it's been a chance to indulge some of my schlockier urges~
you can read the comics i drew here:
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1023691460917354496
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1024857371468685312
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1026239942215663616
FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p9! sometimes the artistic process involves smashing a couple incomplete ideas together. hashtag relatable.
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Woke up this morning to find this BEAUTIFUL art of Succor waiting in my Discord from none other than twitter user @kabbalahye! She looks so powerful and cool!! #nsfw
FROM THE PATREON: heard it's a hot one out there right now, folks. maybe now's a good time to hang out with some cool friends?
beat the heat! aaaand beat the mMNGHH (a gigantic vaudeville hook yanks me off stage) http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw
FROM THE PATREON: from now on, once very couple of months, i'd like to "remaster" an older sketch from this blog that I particularly like. i've been wanting to color this sucker in particular for like a year solid, lmao. TOO HD
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@Ferrovore do you mind if i repost this on twitter btw
@Ferrovore WWWWOW, HOLY MOLY THAT'S EXACTLY MY KIND OF GROSS
@Ferrovore the idea has left my mind and is floating out in the world for others to make as gross as they like, don't sweat it
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