distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
FROM THE PATREON: $20 patron sketches! demons, hyper, hyenas, and melty melty griffins. good times. goooood times.
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FROM THE PATREON: wasn't gonna do Demon Month without drawing at least one Lucifer! dude has, like, a bonkers instagram, is2g.
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@Beelzebub THANKS, so do i~
@Ferrovore THANKS, i LOVE working with limited palettes. was saying on accursed birdsite that sometime in the future i'd like to do a "D.Egg Greatest Hits" artbook of all my favorite sketches from the blog, redrawn and rendered a little nicer; this one would ABSOLUTELY be in there.
FROM THE PATREON: haven't drawn a picture of my demon character Succor yet for Demon Month, so i fixed THAT right up. go ahead! take a slice! MUNCH on that tasty juicy devil flesh. DEFINITELY a good idea
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FROM THE PATREON: just two gal pals hanging out and having a fun time. y'know how it is.
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FROM THE PATREON: this was just supposed to be a nice normal trip to the gym but noooOOooo, now you gotta bargain for control of your immortal soul. this is bullshit
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FROM THE PATREON: don't worry, you may feel just a slight prick during this procedure. followed by an improbably heavy one
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@Ferrovore @DirtyThirty oh thank goodness
FROM THE PATREON: $20 patron sketches for December!
looks like hyper and macro/micro was on everyone's minds this holiday season! or.... most likely just on everyone's minds all the time, heh.
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D.EGG PATREON $5 AND UP PATRONS: THE SKETCH THEME POLL FOR FEBRUARY IS UP! Vote now to decide what our theme for next month will be! https://www.patreon.com/posts/16904781
And hey, if you're not a $5 and up patron, you can vote in our wildcard poll here, the winner of which will count as a single bonus vote in the poll on Patreon! http://www.strawpoll.me/15038432
(Want more say in the matter? Why not support independent queer-centric smut for $5 a month? *wink*)
FROM THE PATREON: reposting stuff from demon month!!! y'know, you have to wonder why this doesn't happen more often. maybe it only happens to people with really sinful imaginations
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@ComputerHusband @skolli@mastodon.social you two are too nice to me, is2g
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@skolli @distressedegg *me, a glowing radioactive skeleton* don't forget to like and subscriiiiiiiibe
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whenever I get that sweet sweet @distressedegg patreon postings in my inbox, I open-palm slam that "THIS IS ART" button and move it into an incredibly fancy curated gallery
and so should you
FROM THE PATREON: ahh yes. nothing illustrates "delayed content release" like a holiday picture put out in February. very cool. also milk good
CHECK OUT ALL THE PORN I POSTED IN THE SOLID MONTH SINCE I DREW THIS. subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg
spicy chicken, extra large. THERE. THERE'S YOUR DUMB FURRY JOKE OF THE DAY. here's a commission i just finished for @phenokage: a slightly embellished take on their fighty blaziken character! #nsfw
from the patreon: bienniale p4! ooooookay. so THIS is where this is going.
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18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
