distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

OH SHIT MASTODON IS MASTODOWN

guess i'll hop on here and talk about horny shit i've been thinking about lately

(sexy demons: Still Good)

FROM THE PATREON: look, prepping an album is a slow, annoying process. show your producer some appreciation sometime.

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LB: Weekend boost! Slots still available! GETTE YE A SMUTTY GRAVEN IMAGE ON THIf GOODLY SABBATH DAYE.

HOWDY, PERVERTS!!!

i'm headed to #BLFC2018 this year and i'd like to defray travel costs, so i'm starting a commission mini drive! if there's something spicy you've wanted me to draw for you for a while, now's the time~ 3 slots open - email me at distressedegg at gmail for a quote!

(also jsyk i know all these examples are of big titty ladies? i draw all sorts of stuff though. feel free to scroll through this account for more.) #nsfw

@kotep a d o r a b l e

FROM THE PATREON: kicking off Punk Rock month. clothes aren't really yours unless you fuck them up with someone you care about, right?

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FROM THE PATREON: took a break between monthly themes back in March to do a gift piece for a friend of mine. these tigresses are identical, but they might not have always been that way...

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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p5! my schedule got weird and i kind of lost progress on this comic, but APPARENTLY FOLKS HERE ON TWITTER LIKED IT A BUNCH?? and i mean who am i to deny people telling me that they like my work. ONWARD.

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FROM PATREON: wrapping up Marine Animals month with a pair of pink reef lobsters, a species i was only just alerted to recently but which i've already fallen in love with. look them up! they're cool!! #nsfw

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inspired by darkhugscomics on twitter. this is the new shit. everyone has to do this now #nsfw

@DirtyThirty you know those things got weird dicks. you just KNOW

@rey there is SO MUCH porn of newt and hermann, which is cool, but also ME ME WANT GIANT ROBOT SEX

saturdays are my days off, and recently i've started spending at least some part of the day drawing fun self-indulgent bullshit. i drew this today for the NSFW section of the PR discord i'm currently in, and it got, um, A Reaction #NSFW

FROM THE PATREON: february $20 patron sketches! nobody make a "seamen" joke.

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#nsfw

@fluffy@queer.party ooooh FUN though!

@solitaire y'know some people just like candy. you were the one who mentioned vore

@fluffy@queer.party @irisjaycomics thanks! ;>

COMMISSION POSTING TIME: did this piece of a spiced-up kitty girl for an anonymous client! i love doing simple inked stuff like this, it’s so calmingly zen. NOT UNLIKE MASTURBATING, ONE MIGHT SAY???

#nsfw