distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

FROM THE PATREON: is there one cute eel in this picture? or two? the answer, dear watchers, is up to you...

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@kotep Wiggly, But Fun To Suck Down

@DirtyThirty holy shit i had to look these up

@literorrery holy SHIT that's AWESOME, that's like a great british bakeoff of a body!!

@DirtyThirty yeah. goopy stuff

@DirtyThirty realtalk have you ever gotten horny over watching taffy get pulled on a machine in an old-timey candy store? does this make me weird? shit. shit

@DirtyThirty niiiiice. excellent choice. a time honored classic

BONUS EASTER POLL: if you could be made out of candy, what would YOU be?

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#nsfw it's easter, babey. you know what that means. time to repost my horny chocolate rabbit TF comic (1/3 - http://patreon.com/distressedegg)

Happy Easter/April Fools! Today I’m playing a hilarious “prank” on myself by thinking about what it’d feel like if I was made of candy and got fucked so hard my pelvis melted, after which I’d just pump out egg after festive candy egg from my slick little sugary— (1/37)

FROM THE PATREON: y'know, like from the one movie. uhhhh. Homeward Bound or whatever

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FROM THE PATREON: mermsbians. mebsmains. mramsblams. FISH GIRLS

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FROM THE PATREON: hot octopus guy with a few extra arms added on for utility and leisure. BECAUSE WHY NOT.

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This poll closes on the 20th, so get your votes in NOW!

THE MARCH/APRIL SKETCH THEME POLL IS UP!

i swear, these things seem like they’re shifting onto, like, Bajoran time or something more and more. HEY, POLL, THOUGH

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ALSO HEY: check out this sketch commission I did recently for @DexTheDragon feat. their friend http://cynosura-ad.tumblr.com/ ! #nsfw https://awoo.space/media/6XtsCdJ3tlXaP3wccx0

ALSO FROM THE PATREON: MARINE MONTH KICKS OFF!! i heard if sharks stop grinding against each other they'll die. maybe that's something they just say to fuck with people, idk.

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