distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
@DirtyThirty the fact that we have payment companies who are afraid to make money off smut transactions in the first place is fucking mystifying
@Cybertrash yeah a bunch of my friends are talking about it on Twitter. Nobody knows why this is getting enforced now after Patreon chased Paypal's prude lawyers off a while back-- maybe they're under the gun again for hosting porn content and can't squirm out of it this time.
@distressedegg anyways, We'll Keep Yiffing If You Keep Watching
(and if we get shut down, I'll find some other way to work out a subscription service. YOU CAN'T STOP US)
@distressedegg seriously, this is 1000% bullshit. They've already pulled the plug on a few significant adult Patreons and all my queer pornographer friends are flipping out about what they'll do if they're next
D.EGG CORPORATE RESPONSE TO THE PATREON PORN BAN:
1. Uhhhhhhh
2. Fffffffuck, umm
3.
4. I guess I'll just keep posting until they ban me???
FROM THE PATREON: Ill-Tempered, p.11! tfw u nut so HARD u fuckin dissolve into a big horny PUDDLE
(melt your brain with cool porn by subscribing today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg)
FROM THE PATREON: this piece was originally called "paper dragon" but one of my patrons suggested calling it “bookwyrm” and i had to physically smack my forehead with my hand in real life because that’s literally too fucking good. also i feel like book-based TF is underrated and should be explored more.
CHECK OUT more awesome spicy art by subscribing today at patreon.com/distressedegg!
IT'S SPOOOOOKY MONTHLY SKETCH POLL TIME, DEAR READERS. Which FRIGHTFULLY FRISKY theme will we dive into Halloween with? YOU DECIDE!!
FROM THE PATREON: sketches for our wonderful, brilliant, irresistibly sexy $20 Deviled-tier patrons for this month! clone TF, plush self-repair and some good old-fashioned vore!
subscribe at the $20 to get a custom sketch like this every month! OR subscribe at a lower amount to check out cool cool porn before everyone else! http://patreon.com/distressedegg
@itsnero Mista Bumbag-stic
FROM THE PATREON, TF MONTH CONTINUES: kotep did a reeeeal quality story a few days ago about sexy cat TF via streaming (https://blog.kotep.xyz/post/165627483692/for-a-while-ive-wanted-to-write-about-a-tf), and i needed an idea for today's sketch. SO HERE WE ARE. this ended up WAY more elaborate than it needed to be, let's be honest.
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@Ferrovore That's The Idea, Dear
Drew my horny new second life avatar instead of doing something career relevant because sometimes YOUR GIRL HAS JUST GOTTA GO HER OWN WAY OK
https://awoo.space/media/UJE1olyvN3gh1LZgbGI
@DirtyThirty it's pretty damn rare that I see some disingenuous fragment of mass media and immediately think "wow THAT'S my id right there", but like, holy FUCK,
tfw you're fuckin pumped for those sweet sweet boosts 'n toots
https://awoo.space/media/376IqICWZ_y3BvQov-A https://awoo.space/media/rcG5xaynGhFKnVuwSn0
FROM THE PATREON: Ill-Tempered, page 10! looks like things are starting to really... HEAT UP, get it?
. . . D O Y O U G E T I T
subscribe today to see page 11 as well as more weird fun smut: http://patreon.com/distressedegg
CHAKAT SEX: ALWAYS A GOOD THING TO DRAW. This is a commission for @ReadingRidley and @phenokage !
BEEHIND THE SCENES
i'm into a lot of different kinks but "corruption" is probably the one that's influenced me the most re: major life and business decisions, admittedly
BEEHIND THE SCENES
that fuckin bee tf picture, as well as the piece i posted for subscribers today, is really an exemplification of like... when i'm in the moment drawing some of your more esoteric porn, there's always the mental urge to go "YEAHHH! MAKE IT WEEEEIRDER! INFECT THEM WITH AROUSAL FOR THE STRANGEST POSSIBLE THINGS!!"
and then later i'm like
"ah geez. i hope this isn't TOO too much"
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
