distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
Friends, I'm a lot of things and I'm far from perfect, but I solemnly swear from the bottom of my heart that one thing I'll never do is post five thousand hi-resolution photos of cleaning and loading firearms to my smut blog every single day. End of press conference, no questions
@skolli@mastodon.social Best Friends... Forever
@skolli@mastodon.social glad u like it tho ;>
@skolli@mastodon.social IT IS A VERY WEIRD COMIC OK
ALSO HEY, LRT: MY FRIEND @Beelzebub IS FUCKIN' AMAZING, PLEASE GO FOLLOW THEM IMMEDIATELY
http://distressedegg.tumblr.com/post/167067127454/and-hey-since-reading-comics-on-tumblr-is-kind-of i made a big-ass Tumblr post of all the Ill-Tempered pages in one easy-to-read place, btw!
FROM THE PATREON: the twelfth and final page of Ill-Tempered! what, you thought Jo was gonna come out of this okay? (i mean... he KIND OF did... as part of a horny rabbit that came out of his own psyche...)
a new comic starts today on http://patreon.com/distressedegg and it's totally different than this one! subscribe to look at it immediately and stroke that little voice in your head that screams out for instant gratification.
FROM THE PATREON: HYPNO MONTH IS ON!! i wanted to kick things off with something cute and chill, so i drew everyone's favorite nerf antelopes hanging out in bed gettin' trancey together. (DON'T WORRY, WE'LL DO WEIRD FANTASTICAL HYPNO STUFF THIS MONTH TOO, IT'S COOL)
LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE: subscribe today for more cool cool spicy content http://patreon.com/distressedegg
@egypturnash IT HAPPENS SO OFTEN, YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WOULD CATCH ON
FROM THE PATREON: c'mooooon, you thought we were gonna get out of TF Month without hitting on one of the oldest tropes in the book? no WAY.
GET COOL SMUT FOR A REAL STEAL: subscriptions start at just $1! http://patreon.com/distressedegg
@bea lmao, my pleasure!! <3
FROM THE PATREON: some Spicey Cat People art loosely inspired by that "forced feminization" thread i posted on here a few weeks ago! i wasn't gonna stop thinking about it until i DREW something about it.
...>:3c
subscribe today for more discourse-laced queer smut: http://patreon.com/distressedegg
also yo i've been thinking about changing my update days to Mondays and Thursdays since Sundays have been my day off ever since i started freelancing??? is this bad y/n
every time i post a reply to a locked account on the browser verison of this site the button changes from "AWOO!" to "AW..." and: lmao
UPDATE: good-ass thread on Accursed Bird Site re: why erotic artists like yours truly are (probably, mostly) safe from patreon's Porn Cull: https://twitter.com/GRohac/status/922261445047406592
AGAIN: I guess we'll be okay? we'll seeeeeeee
@Cybertrash I'm also in favor of scouring sexual violence and underage stuff from Patreon, dead-ass for SURE. It's just that I also really dislike that "we'll just keep it vague and apply as needed" is their M.O. here, since I feel like that leaves that policy really open to a wide variety of interpretations for what it can mean (and potential abuse of said policy)
@DirtyThirty THERES SO MANY
@DirtyThirty PayPal is the FurAffinity of money
@DirtyThirty word like, y'all do know the adult entertainment industry in America makes more money than the "real" one does, right? And cooperating with adult artists instead of vilifying them would help normalize online erotica as a valid career and/or form of personal expression? And keeping kids out of this shit would literally be the easiest possible thing in the world to do?
@Cybertrash from what I've heard they're just keeping it vague and swatting anyone who gets too big or visible, like with people who run patreons based around creating fan works
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
