distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

not "catgirl" as in "good kitty", "CATgirl" as in "over 730 horsepower and capable of efficiently moving multiple cubic tons of earth or debris"

whenever i see people doing the "t-pose to establish dominance" thing i always think like, buddy, if you're trying to convince me you're dominant, you could at least put a LITTLE more effort into it than just holding your arms out

FROM THE PATREON: another con sketch from BLFC! here’s BRAKT, a friend of mine's giant robot character, munching on local fauna while out on a mission and maybe enjoying it a little too much.

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FROM THE PATREON: was in Con Hell for most of May so i posted a few sketches i did for friends at BLFC! here’s 2 demons enjoying some quality time together~

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FROM THE PATREON: sketches for our $20 patrons for the month of April! some obviously horny stuff, and some not-so-obviously-but-still-potently horny stuff...

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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p7! stretch armstrong fuckers, got some good news for you this week

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holy shit do i seriously still have BLFC in my username here

just as there's a significant difference between "wanna fuck that" horny and "wanna be that" horny, there is an equally large and aching gulf between "I WANT TO BE A LATEX DEMONESS WITH MIND CONTROL POWERS AND A MONSTER HAREM" wanna-be-that horny and "fuck i just wish my hips were a little bigger and my face was a little kinder" wanna-be-that horny

FROM THE PATREON: prepping for the next spicy, spicy issue while printing out this one: THAT’S thinking two steps ahead

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JUNE SKETCH THEME POLL TIME! $5 and up Patreon subscribers can vote here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/19140021

Anyone can vote on the Wild Card poll, the winner of which will count as a single vote in the Patreon poll! https://www.strawpoll.me/15801894

FROM THE PATREON: i did this sketch for 4/20 because Weed Day, and also because i'll take any excuse to bang out art of someone getting mad hypnoed

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also hey: updates this month have been sparse because i've had two conventions and a whole mess of art stuff to work on this month. we're coming back strong next week with a new sketch theme poll, a new Bienniale page for subscribers, and prompts for $20 patron sketch requests

that being said, i'm sorry updates have been patchy! thanks to y'all who have been supporting me by subscribing and/or spreading the word and i'm really looking forward to moving, er, forward with you!

FROM THE PATREON: *extremely twix commercial voice* need a moment

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ALSO FROM THE PATREON: march $20 patron sketches! who even HAS photo booths anymore? and where can i find the sudden, unexpected TF kind?

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from the patreon: Bienniale, p6! well, THAT'S weird.

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if not, i might have my project for tomorrow

has anyone done a posca marker piece progress shot where there's a pile of markers laying to the side of the drawing along with the artist's dick with a marker cap on the tip

FROM THE PATREON: i don't know if there are any actual punk bands with these names. probably. if not, feel free to yoink one for yours

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OH SHIT MASTODON IS MASTODOWN

guess i'll hop on here and talk about horny shit i've been thinking about lately

(sexy demons: Still Good)

FROM THE PATREON: look, prepping an album is a slow, annoying process. show your producer some appreciation sometime.

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