distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

i know i'm posting this late but HEY: look at this cool cool ref sheet for my mad science character Sybil I drew! streaming was WAY fun and i absolutely want to do it again sometime soon!!

also people really fuckin wanted the mug from the second comic, so that's a real thing you can buy now here:

https://www.zazzle.com/z/g0umq

i don't make money off this, i'm just tickled that they exist

oh also: recently i've been doing some little free-time comix about a new mad scientist character of mine, Dr. Sybil Throat, joining up with the Korps, which is this fictional queer supervillain collective that twitter user @korpspropaganda started a while back. it's been a chance to indulge some of my schlockier urges~

you can read the comics i drew here:
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1023691460917354496
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1024857371468685312
https://twitter.com/DistressedEgg/status/1026239942215663616

FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p9! sometimes the artistic process involves smashing a couple incomplete ideas together. hashtag relatable.

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Woke up this morning to find this BEAUTIFUL art of Succor waiting in my Discord from none other than twitter user @kabbalahye! She looks so powerful and cool!! 💜🖤💜🖤 #nsfw

FROM THE PATREON: heard it's a hot one out there right now, folks. maybe now's a good time to hang out with some cool friends?

beat the heat! aaaand beat the mMNGHH (a gigantic vaudeville hook yanks me off stage) http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

FROM THE PATREON: from now on, once very couple of months, i'd like to "remaster" an older sketch from this blog that I particularly like. i've been wanting to color this sucker in particular for like a year solid, lmao. TOO HD

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FROM THE PATREON: i got really excited about this concept and kind of wrote way too much accompanying text for this piece, so here's just a screenshot. I LIKE THIS IDEA

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FROM THE PATREON: group sex month continues with.... wait, does this count as group sex? i feel like it SHOULD. whatever. bjork voice enjoy

sit back and relax with early and exclusive content! subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg

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ALSO HEY: it's the D.Egg patreon's 1-year anniversary! The next month of updates on there will be "wild card" stuff that I've wanted to draw for a while!

PLUS: $5 patrons will now get production updates + early builds of the robot TF game I'm working on!

thanks to everyone who's already subscribed so far! if you're over 18 and you'd like to help me make more weird smut for horny people, subscribe here: http://patreon.com/distressedegg

also hey, i finished this commission for twitter users @phenokage and @ReadingRidley today! looks like THIS experiment had some unexpected results (LIKE GETTING BIG AND MONSTERY AS FUCK)

interested in a piece like this? hit me up at distressedegg at gmail for services and rates!

[TECHNICALLY SFW for once, wow, dang]

FROM THE PATREON: sometimes you just have to blow off a little extra steam during dinner rush, y'know?

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FROM THE PATREON: may sketches for $20 donors! two of my current donors wanted their sketches combined for a big hookah smoking scene. it doesn't take much to convince me to draw hookah-related content, tee bee aitch

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FROM THE PATREON: group sex month is a go! get ready for a LOT of big tangled messes, friends.

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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale p8! you're a pretty good piece of interior decor right now.... But Are You Art???

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FROM THE PATREON: another gift piece from BLFC for a friend who's into mixing business and latex. SYNERGY!!

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YET ANOTHER COMMISSION SET. this one's for twitter user @malaclypsev- looks like twitter user @krinndnz somehow wrangled her kobold character Garu into getting hypno-TF'd into an exact copy of herself. tigers, am i RIGHT?

limited comm slots are open! email me at distressedegg at gmail for quotes!

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ANOTHER COMMISSION. this one's for twitter user @LustfulLucius! PROTIP: responsible wizards should never try to control horrifying nameless cosmic forces beyond the ken of mere mortals, UNLESS it's for horny shit, in which case go nuts my dude

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COMMISSION DUMP TIME LET'S GO

this was done for twitter user @sipilyine, of their horrible nightmare boy Donovan getting a little self-care. don't touch that dial! (jk, touch the shit out of that dial, just fuCKIN TOUCH IT ALL OVER)

interested in a commission? limited slots are open! email me at distressedegg@gmail.com for a quote!

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