distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
FROM THE PATREON: Ill-Tempered, page eight! Things are heating up, figuratively AND literally...
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working out some concept ideas for Double Blind, the erotic comic idea i’ve been slowly picking away at for a while! LONG STORY SHORT: spicy A.I. brainjacking hijinks in a posthuman dystopia. i’d like to make it a running thing someday…
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FROM THE PATREON: hey look, it’s the technophilic otter guy from that one piece i did a while back! glad he’s still having fun.
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FROM THE PATREON: Fucking Machines month kicked off two weeks ago! i feel like having your parts removed and your sockets cleaned out would be like ASMR to robots. at least, if I were a robot, it would be to ME.
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#nsfw https://awoo.space/media/1AskgzA1noL_1gxPJCE
*crowd chanting, clapping rhythmically* hive-mind! hive-mind! *chanting louder* hive-MIND! HIVE-MIND! *chants grow more and more in unison, all clapping falls into perfect alignment to the same beat*
FROM THE PATREON: ill-tempered p7! when life gives you dick-melted-off lemons, make nullmonade.
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FROM THE PATREON ARCHIVE: this could’ve been a nice normal picture about cunnilingus and i just HAD to ruin it with goopy goop fantasy latex shit. WHAT the!!!
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PREVIOUSLY, FROM THE PATREON: the really convenient part of knowing someone made entirely of shiny, stretchy latex rubber is: you can push them a little, er, further than most sexual partners. (remember when i said i was gonna draw more horny rubber jackals? WHOOPS, THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG)
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https://awoo.space/media/0t2M_yysMlR4sUFVanM https://awoo.space/media/YEoxoDKOMY9zBEcBdHg
FROM LAST FORTNIGHT ON THE PATREON: $20 patron sketches for July! These were VERY in the spirit of our month’s sketch theme, and VERY fun to draw. (Pool noodle octopus! Why isn’t anyone else DOING this!!!)
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13682868 WILD CARD POLL for august/september's nsfw sketch theme! results will be tallied on sunday and the winner will go to count as a vote in the poll on my Patreon.
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from the patreon: ill-tempered page 6! ill-tempered, p6! “enrobing” is a candymaker’s term for coating something in chocolate, see
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FROM LAST FORTNIGHT ON THE PATREON. it’s just like that one French guy said: if a horny liquid latex god didn’t exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
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FROM LAST FORTNIGHT ON PATREON: i don’t do a lot of pool toy stuff so this month is more or less my first big foray into it! the valve is the junk, right? i’m pretty sure the valve is the junk. also i gotta draw more humans in my art, humans are cool!
MY WEIRD FUN QUEER PORN PATREON IS HIP, HOT AND BLOWING UP RIGHT NOWWWW. New updates every Wednesday and Saturday (plus Friday for $10+ subscribers!) http://patreon.com/distressedegg
FROM TWO WEEKS AGO ON THE PATREON: no matter which universe, no matter what timeline, the story is always the same: the fox, the bird, and the love that’s even larger than both of them. some constants are eternal. it’s been a heck of a ride, Macro Month.
A new general patron post and $10+-subscribers process post went up today! Subscribe today for more weird spicy fun at http://patreon.com/distressedegg!
AND HEY, IT’S #FRISKYFRIDAY SO WHY NOT: Super cool Patreon subscriber @smokedbottle commissioned me to clean up and color the sketch they got this month, so I did! I’m really jazzed with how this turned out!
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WHOA, A NON-PATREON POST. Another commission for Overlai of their raptor character Carver getting a new t-shirt! (And experiencing some issues with the tailoring, apparently.)
JUST AN ALERT: If you like sketch pages like this, I’m going to be opening for commissions soon! Stay tuned…
FROM LAST FORTNIGHT ON THE PATREON: i realized i hadn’t drawn any good old fashioned “erotic city destruction” for Macro Month, which just felt fundamentally wrong. so i drew this! i’m not sure if this is any LESS wrong, mind you….
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ALSO RE: FOLLOWUP: i really need a proper expensively skimpy little black dress. and one of those complex floral harness things for under it (see below). or the ones that are LIKE these with all the little flowery lace accoutrements on them. hell yeahhhh) https://awoo.space/media/ma5nsefZQFFSfryjLYU
(MY ANSWERS: mine were these zebra print leggings for the longest time, but i got a silky clingy black catsuit recently and Wow, Dang, Even Better, Yes. mostly i just like a lot of body-conforming stuff bc my body is finally starting to look the way i want it to as of late!!!
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
