distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
sorry for changing my voicemail message to me bellowing "BIG BALLS PHONE CALLS ONLY" and playing the Hans Zimmer Inception noise before hanging up. i realize not all my phone calls are big balls phone calls and i didn't mean to intimidate anyone
FROM THE PATREON: looks like there's a new alpha in town. (when in doubt: ALWAYS draw beefy dog men. always always ALWAYS.)
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http://strawpoll.me/14462763 WILD CARD POLL TIME, BABY. vote for what YOU want me to draw a solid month of next! the winner of this poll will count as a single vote in the official poll on http://patreon.com/distressedegg/.
voting ends at 6pm tomorrow, so lock in those votes, you horny fuckers, you. <3
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robots, cont.
the reason i guess i identify with them is because a lot of the time i feel so powerless against the thrashing tides of the world's chaos. i wish i was something stronger, something that could define my own body and existence on my own terms. until we reach a world where we can make that dream a reality for everyone, i can at least practice for the part as best i can.
no but seriously, robots [late nite personal shit]
part of me clings to the tiny spark of hope that i can get my consciousness poured into one someday. and like, that's a DISTANT sci-fi pipe dream with the way the world is, but like i genuinely feel kinda rooked by getting stuck in a body that i had no say in creating, and that i have only the most limited abilities to edit. i want to be sexy and strong, yeah, but also smart and self-repairing and able to survive for a long, long time.
robots
they're very hot
much as i detest FA, there is one thing i wish we could port over to mastodon
FROM THE PATREON: ill-tempered is over but we're between major spice comic projects right now, so I'm doing a loose little short story about art! and about... other stuff, lmao. expect this to run about eight pages, nothing too long.
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FROM THE PATREON: i posted this the night before halloweeEEEeeennnnn!!! wanted to go for a creepy infectious wraith hivemind thing for this?? might hone this idea for a comic later...
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someone on Tumblr named "anarcho-dykeism" just followed me and their blog is like 95% about destroying capitalism and kissing girls. The Internet Rules, Actually
FROM PATREON: patron sketches for October! a HYPNO BONANZA, plus some good old fashioned vore for good measure.
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@distressedegg Fanny Dooley HATES fursuits but LOVES murrsuits. Why do you think that is?
Fanny Dooley HATES sex but LOVES yiff. Why do you think that is?
FROM THE PATREON: out of all the hypnosis catalysts out there, i think weed has to be my fave, y'know? nothin like some of that dank, dank thZ if you KNOW what i MEAN my DUDES/DUDETTES/DUDENBIES.
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#introductions #nsfw Hey~ I'm a queer artist who draws weird spicy stuff! I run a Patreon at http://patreon.com/distressedegg and a blog at http://distressedegg.tumblr.com. Feel free to check out my work and subscribe, BUT: all my stuff is NSFW and only for ages 18+. Got it? good. *extremely seductive voice* NOW COME EXPLORE YOUR STRANGEST, MOST POWERFUL DESIRES WITH ME, YOU SEXY LITTLE RATTLESNAKES. https://awoo.space/media/w51jgUNhOHBBQZk-rjE https://awoo.space/media/YwO0GplkiWXwmG8z_qw https://awoo.space/media/5EcsSJ8fYrMpB8KCX5s https://awoo.space/media/82muvaU-Wa9OPj5t3Xo
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Due to changing temperaments in society, our magazine "The Pub and Bar Quarterly" has been rechristened "The Pube and Barf Monthly."
Do you ever think about how if the Many Worlds theory is real then in some universe Earth is one big monarchy ruled by someone named "The Pubelord"
@distressedegg guns are literally the opposite of porn. They're the anti-porn, the 1+1=2 of anti-life equations. Guns can fuck off
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
