distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
FROM PATREON: only the bravest are deemed worthy, but i hear it's a good ovi-position to be in
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ALSO HEY, DOUBLE POST TONIGHT!! also from the patreon: $20 patron sketches from November! some definite rolling with the current theme going on here, i feel.
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FROM THE PATREON: bienniale, p3. protip: don't use your robot hypno strobe powers on people without proper consent practices first.
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FROM LAST MONTH ON THE PATREON: horse people getting milked is a good good thing and no disciplinary force of man or dolphin will ever convince me otherwise.
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me: *at the beach wading around in the shore with my eyes closed* macro
you: *the ground shakes as your immense bellow seems to tear apart the sky with its force* P O L O
FROM THE PATREON LAST MONTH: makin copies...AND MAKING SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT'S UP
god. after, what, like eight months of this blog's existence, i FINALLY get to live up to my namesake and draw mad ovi. F I N A L L Y
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SMUT POLL
JANUARY SKETCH THEME POLL! vote for what you want the first sketch theme to be in 2018! we're doing "new year, new chances"-- we collected some popular runners-up from previous polls for another shot. Hyper, Demons, Workplace Sex or Vore-- WHICH WILL WIN???
$5 patrons can vote here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/16118940
And ANYBODY can vote here on the wild card poll! The winner will be added to the Patreon poll as a single extra vote. http://www.strawpoll.me/14724150
Polls close tomorrow at noon PDT!
FROM LAST MONTH ON THE PATREON: get ready for a solid month of lactation & oviposition! don't you just HATE when this happens??? DON'T you???
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there's still hope. the sequel IS named "uprising"
everyone's asking why the shape of water isn't named "pacific rim", but have you considered: why didn't the robots and the monsters fuck in pacific rim, huh??? HUH??? case closed.
from last month on patreon: bienniale p. 2! finally, the REAL porn in this story: midcentury-slanted interior design.
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a butt, also a link to tumblr
https://t.co/StU4gcCXoZ so hey i'm doing a trade with rad-nsfw-dan (http://rad-nsfw-dan.tumblr.com) and uhhhhhh they did THIS for me??? my mind is fuckin BLOWN, this is so GOOD
cw: firearms; reposted for content warning
https://bb-shousetsu.livejournal.com/125878.html NEW SHOUSETSU BANG*BANG ISSUE IS OUT. I did the cover! Check it out if you like stories about dudes getting spicy, AND THEN check their archives if you want ten years of stories about all SORTS of people getting spicy! https://awoo.space/media/eLgLCWsM5e1evzavA-U
can someone please tell me where to find one of those shoujo sailor-moon-but-punk pastel jean vests except it says "Big Dick Is Back In Town" embroidered on the back in cursive?? asking for a friend (who is me)
FROM LAST MONTH ON PATREON: aaaand that's it for hypno month! ONE LAST LITTLE BIT OF MACHINE FUCKERY because c'mon, i couldn't resist.
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FROM THE COMMISSIONS DEPT: i should probs post these on here too– did these a little earlier this year for togepi1125! y’know, the Macro Falco guy. (http://furaffinity.net/user/togepi1125 ) i’m part of the CANON now…
https://awoo.space/media/vzmfQdoimpZenlAnGEw https://awoo.space/media/hkAYAMhxs2XPVu1zAM8
FROM A MONTH AGO, ON THE PATREON: just a quick sketch i dashed off over after-dinner drinks. milk goes with EVERYTHING. with EVERYTHING!!!
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# nsfw
PS: we're currently working on possible long-term independent solutions that let folks subscribe to my early-access blog without going thru patreon, but as for now we're gonna steam ahead on there until a better option becomes viable. nobody's dropped off mine yet, which i'm INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL for-- y'all are fuckin fantastic and i'm so pumped to draw you more weird fun smut <3
anyways, i'm thinking about switching over to something a little more low-tech and foolproof. those $1 donations are my bread and BUTTER. thanks for sticking with me this year, y'all
on top of all the horseshit happening with patreon, apparently someone's scraping my shit on yiff.party??? first off, go fuck yourself, and second off, all this content will eventually become public ANYWAYS, why are you even DOING this
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
