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hypnosis 

@Oneironott I want to try something like that too. :-)
Honestly that's what I hope to get out of hypnosis, rather than the triggers and the programming. (Which are still good, yes, but my brain responds /really/ well to guided visualizations, it seems.)

Obscure earworm 

I'm not sure if it's a comforting thought or not, the notion that I might very well be the only person in the world with the "Captain Vegetable" song from classic Sesame Street stuck in my head on loop.

re: pajama police 

@zebratron2084 If you're going to include Super Grover (and I agree), that unfortunately opens the door to Captain Vegetable, with his carrot and his celery and his utter disregard for personal space.
He'd probably fit right in with half the weirdos in Next Wave though.

pajama police 

@zebratron2084 It's not a real team-up until they include Forbrush Man.

@Jacel Yeah, there was three decimal places after the main number for milliseconds.
I was the shipping person, and each order got called up by typing the entire 13-digit number in. I got real good at the number keypad. :-)

@Leucrotta

Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will set your bed on fire tonight...

@Jacel A warehouse I worked out generated order numbers based on Unix Epoch timestamp. It was a big deal to see 1234567890 actually occur! :-)

vaguely horny, pokémon, implied-TF 

@phenokage@snouts.online They bark at own tail!

Kinkbait; inflation 

Aimed mostly at @Oneironott !

(Via the comic Unbeatable Squirrel Girl)

drug reference (sorta); puns 

When the manager signing my lease was telling me about the no smoking policy, I asked "What about vaping?"
She actually didn't know what I was talking about.
Yeah, I don't know either, I was kinda mistified.

@Jacel Sympathies. I usually feel like a Pearl. Overly anxious and neurotic.

I live about two blocks from this place, and they have neon signs in the windows about how awesome science is. And then I saw this!
💙⚡🔬💉❗

food shitposting 

@chalcedony@octodon.social Hmm, that's valid too.... :-)

food shitposting 

(look, chopsticks sometimes mess my hand up, and I don't want to overdo it since I still have unpacking to do.)

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food shitposting 

California rolls with fake crab in them don't count as sushi, so they should be valid to use a fork to eat, right? :-P

@Leucrotta Oh wow! I've never been to that one. Beautiful!

Have you been to the redwood forest in the Oakland hills? It's surprisingly close, and beautiful. :-)

(I grew up going to tons of regional natural parks all over the bay area.)

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