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Mmmmm. Pendulum is exactly the music I needed this morning. It's been a while. 🎶❤️🎶❤️🎶❤️

.....And this just happened, not 10 minutes after getting in to work.

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Self-Promotion; Lewd 

Oh hey! I've done a small update to my Beautiful Artifice game/story Twing thing! It is now MOAR GAY!

Specifically: you could already select the player character to have a vulva, a cock, or a null patch. Now, the Toy allows you to choose /ver/ configuration as well!

This effectively triples the amount of sexytimes with the Toy, because I wrote a different scene for each.

Enjoy!

emanate.itch.io/beautiful-arti

Dumb selfie, eye contact 

Old meme is old, but I found this random Scrabble tile at work....

I got one of those Kindles that feeds you ads on the off screen. They're always strange, but...this one's the most bewildering I've seen yet. O.o

Mh (+++); drugs 

@emanate

It helps that I got really massively stoned two nights ago, and any time I go that deep, it seems to affect my mood for /several/ days following.

Also, it's a friggin' beautiful day out!

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Mh (+++) 

I've been obsessively binging on a romantic webcomic that's hella inclusive and hella queer, while somehow managing to avoid tokenism. Plus, AIs and robots are just there, and just people too. (Comic is called Questionable Content, if you're curious!)

I'm feeling good today, and lucky, and hella queer and hella colorful. :-)

"Ah feel droonk, yanno? Ah feel droonk, on /lyfe/."

Bad joke; ✨PLUSH✨ 

"What did the toy get on their final exam?"
"What?"
"A-plush!"

Petition to colloquially call Free Comic Book Day "Black Saturday", signed by exhausted comic store employees and owners everywhere.

cc @KoBunny

(Okay, it's not /as/ bad as Black Friday. People are actually /happy/ to be at FCBD.)

Free Comic Book Day 

Hey, everybody, it's Free Comic Book Day, which is a huge event for all those local comics shops out there. If you've got a local favorite, today's a great day to head down and see all the new offerings coming out. I'm actually kinda sad because even though I'm on an amazing camping trip, I'm missing the chance to go to my local store, Phoenix Comics and Games in Capitol Hill. You should all totally go in my place and check them out today!

(Context: I work at said store. The nerds were candy I was vacuuming up.)

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A phrase that's much funnier out of context:

"I just walked into my comic store this morning and there were nerds all over the floor."

Found a fun this-world bird species that is really close to how I see my phoenix self, in terms of coloration. :-)

swifft.net.au/cb_pages/observa

Passion
Radical Love
Self-makers
Queer and unapologetic
Lovers and fighters
Dreamers and doers
Powerful, strong
Solidarity
Community
Family
Heartflow
Liminal animals
Zenlike creatures
Beautiful
Wild
Brilliant

I think we need to be teaching some scepticism, and that everyone should verify before they willingly trust random posts on the internet, as basic technological survival skills

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we’re overwhelmingly unprepared for the idea that the top result on Google might be a paid ad which is actually a scam, unprepared for the idea that that 13k retweet screenshot showing something might actually be (poorly) edited

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Was thinking about April showers and May flowers this morning, and of all things to come to mind, I wasn't expecting the prologue to the Canturbury Tales, in old English.
I had to memorize it in high school, complete with the original pronounciation. Even did a related project where I wrote the whole thing out in calligraphy pen and "illuminated" the margins.
What the heck, brain.

Meanwhile, yeah, that phrase/idiom about showera and flowers has been around a /long/ time.

Wishful futurism 

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