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Trans; explicit; dorky 

Just realizing that a lot of the trans folks I know who have had or are planning to have bottom surgery have gone to only a small handful of doctors.

This leads me to thinking of identifying their work as if it's a brand name, or a consumer part to swap out.

"Oh, sure, many of my friends got the Suporn model, but I think I like the looks of the Bowers better. But that custom job out of Oregon is really appealing, too."

"What the hell do you mean, DMCA violation? It's a BLOOD TYPE."

"Yes, but you still based it on proteins developed in Minecraft IV. I'm afraid you have no case."

"Oh, god."

"I'm sorry, Mx. 41. We still have plenty of options. We can try to get this tried in a progressive jurisdiction. Take it to Jakarta Submarine, hope it's read by a Pyratbyran sapience..."

"What do I do until then?"

"I dunno. Pack your things and report to Notch."

As Greer Selkirk awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, she found herself transformed, in her bed, back to a gigantic mammal.

It was no dream. Her room, a fine room for a peaceful burrower, only somewhat too large, lay quietly between six mottled walls of protein.

She slid back into her earlier position. "These atavistic bouts," she thought, "make a bug quite foolish."

Already, she felt the urge to daytrade, dominate, and share unsolicited opinions on media networks.

Hey Mastofolks...

Is there a good Masto instance that is useful for, say, freeform surreal microfiction? Similar to that odd subset called Weird Twitter?

I have one on Birbsite but I kinda want to have a backup on Mastodon to go to.

Thanks!

Hey Mastofolks...

Is there a good Masto instance that is useful for, say, freeform surreal microfiction? Similar to that odd subset called Weird Twitter?

I have one on Birbsite but I kinda want to have a backup on Mastodon to go to.

Thanks!

Of course, only after posting do I realize I really should have started the hashtag instead. :-)

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Not a but something I wrote on my Weird Birdsite account recently:

A horror story:
I fall asleep, head cradled in the scanners.
I awake, to still-frail flesh.
"Freedom," says the copy on the screen.
Not me.

(Copied from me, here: twitter.com/EMForestry/status/ )

Sap 

@Oneironott

It bears mention that... I have hope for the future. My future. Our future.

It's such a foreign emotion to me. I wish it wasn't, but... that's been my life so far. *shrug*

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Sap 

One of the loves of my life, who I only finally met in person a week ago, I helped leave from the airport this morning, headed back to another part of the country.

I didn't cry, amazingly. It's... been such a wonderful time this last 9 days or so, having her here. Being able to touch, to kiss.

I'm actually...happy and peaceful. We both know and have reaffirmed that this is only a 'see you later'. She will be moving here for good, soon.

I love you, @Oneironott​. Return home soon.

Seattle area folks:

If you know of anyone hiring desktop techs, we could use your referrals. @kelseyhusky​ has over 10 years of professional experience and desperately needs an out of their current nightmare of late capitalism.

Please. ;~;

Homeless person; wtf 

But hey, at least he got the store's name right (even if it was right in front of him on the door). Some folks can't even get that when they're /in/ the store.

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Homeless person; wtf 

I can... /almost/ get the thought process of someone who, in a defensive fury, tries to pretend he's a loyal customer that I just kicked out of the store itself, rather than off my front stoop, and loudly yells it to everyone just in case it defames us. But the bit about the Rosicrucians doesn't do him any favors.

I'm pretty sure he's never actually set foot in here, much less bought anything like he claimed.

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Homeless person; wtf 

Guy comes and lays down in front of my store about half-hour before opening.

At 20 minutes till, I head to the store to grab something, and poke him on the way out. "Hey, you need to be gone in like 10 minutes." *noncommital grunt*

Coming back from the store, I prod him again. "You need to leave."

He jumps up, yells at me loudly, "I'll never shop at Phoenix! Rosicrucians will burn in hell!" and other random crap as he storms down the sidewalk. o.O

Well okay then.

So @Oneironott wanted to see the Mountain, and it's a super clear day. We were looking at place to go that weren't the pricey Space Needle, and I...found this.

Columbia Center Skyview Observatory.

A full wrap-around view from the 73rd floor. In the tallest building in Seattle--twice as tall as the Needle. For $15.

The views were astounding.

photos.app.goo.gl/zPiB01vK8xoY

@emanate (I love that little tree in the traffic circle. It's beautiful any time of the day. I've seen it in all seasons, and taken pictures in many. When I walk by it at night, which is often, it's always lit up by the streetlight on the same electric pole on the right of the pic. 💚💚💚 )

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"Do corporations genetically modify the local wildlife in order to deal with the pollution in the environment caused by the same?

People Do."

Dumb Persona Joke 

Thinking of the short story-snippet I wrote recently, where Lai builds himself a new body and tests it out.

The body is a cyborg: a lot of internal machinery but with flesh and fur on top, with a bit of gene-splicing to have better conductivity. Ultimately, Lai went with organic outerware because he wanted to enhance the skin sensitivity, and organic nerves are still more efficient at that than synthetic.

Besides, he didn't have any need to reinvent the feel.

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