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I want to start a video game over except the player character would be a stuffed animal instead of some angry shooter dude.
New Game Plush.

Vore day idea 

A gelatinous cube made of breathable non-acidic liquid that is overly enthusiastic about "eating" its friends

A few quick Bandcamp picks for today:

Dreamrider by Lazerhawk. lazerhawk.bandcamp.com/album/d
Deliciously chill synthwave stuff that feels dreamy like a cool breeze across an ocean at sunset.

Beyond the Infinite by OGRE & Dallas Campbell
lazerhawk.bandcamp.com/album/d
An instrumental album done in analog synths that completely rescores the entire 135-minute soundtrack to 1968's film 2001.
Yes, really. Haven't tried it yet, but it should be good. <3

Shiver of nostalgia up along the spine.

DJ Tiesto. In Search Of Sunrise Vol 1. Opening notes.

This is my 'oldies' I suppose.

The Gay plush way
Quilted Queers
Fabricated American Faeries
Enby Soft Demi-toys
Transgender Toys
Seam Queens

Legalize Same-Stitch Marriage

My favorite part of traveling to California this weekend:

Friday afternoon was so clear, I was able to see Mt Rainier, Mt Adams, Mt St Helens, and Mt Hood all at the same time, from the plane. It was beautiful!

Meanwhile in Seattle:

Water from the sky?! What is this madness! It's been so long, I almost forgot what this could happen!

(No seriously it's drizzling here and it's been nearly a month since any came down. Yes, this does happen even in Seattle. :-) )

I was just asked: "Would you sell your pants for otter paws?"
I replied (because what else could I say): "Hell yes! I'd just wear skirts instead!"

@emanate It's in the nature of my ADHD that when something like that is happening, even if it's not to me, I can't stop listening in. It grabs me and I can't get away from it. -_-

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Racist asshole 

That was...difficult.

Old angry black guy in the bus tunnel, yelling at an asian guy to get out of a seat so he could sit down. Then yelling racial shit at the asian guy like how Hiroshima and Nagasaki were faked.

He got on the same bus. I yelled at him on the way past "shut the fuck up". If...only to give him a different target. Maybe that was braver than calling security, but they probably wouldn't do anything.

Now he's arguing to everyone else on the bus anyway. >_<

All this chatter the last day or so about birds being dominant in this one particular world setting... and I find this on my RSS feed this evening: tor.com/2017/07/13/five-books-

Ambitious birds, indeed.

(cc @syka @literorrery @kauko @daniramone33 )

(Also @syka I was highly amused to discover that yes, your bird naming scheme /did/ come from that avian species name list in Stellaris. :-D )

I'm not sure if it's just me being paranoid about mobile clients dropping toots, but I'm finding it hard​ to believe there were no new toots in the last hour.
Down for maintenance?

bodyfeels continued 

@emanate So...I've basically swapped phantom kobold tail for phantom tailfeathers and wings. Shapeshifting, whee.
Still more of a toy emulating a bird. Worrying that I never get the beak quite right.

(As a note, this phantom appendage stuff doesn't actually happen to me very often, but it's always amusing when it does. )

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bodyfeels, update 

@emanate Told my boss (@KoBunny ) that I needed to go "put my feathers on" before the store opened. :-P
Like...clearly the toy can emulate being a bird, but worries that ve'll get it wrong.

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Alterhuman bodyfeels 

Woke up this morning with a terrible soreness at the base of my tail. Been stretching it and trying to treat it okay all morning. Siting awkwardly forward on a bus seat to not squash it.

Which tail, you might ask?

Apparently I'm the kobold today. Tail's thicker than usual at the base and the tip barely brushes the ground if I point it directly down.

I feel less good about missing 2 days on here and skimming to catch up, compared to birdsite where I don't quite care as much.

I started yelling about food on birdsite a while back. it was surprisingly fun to fit a recipe in a twert with lots of pictures and sometimes cursing. It was all veg, but I didn't really make a big deal out of it, since I just want to encourage folks to make good food.

Anyway, I decided to turn it into a project, a combination blog and book. It's very much a vanity project, but it feels good to make.

So anyway, MEALTIME WITH MADDY is now a legit thing! mealtime.with.maddypa.ws/

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