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I know a physicist who said that if they ever discovered a viable theory of quantum gravity, they would be sure to publish it on April 1st.

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elevator pitch 

why is this elevator tilted forward. this isn't normal; what's going on. anyway give me venture capital

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What's your opinion on the usage of patreon related to the ban of IGD 

if you missed what happend, have a read here:
frama.link/ouoAa4Vj

The reason I'm asking is cause you might be one of many using patreon.

I'm not wanting you to stop, but would like if your desicion is a concious desicion, instead of just repeating what most ppl are doing.

If you relay on patreon, a message pointing out to your patreons what happend to #IGD would break the silence

Silence can be violent

#patreon

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dota-driven development (n.)

a programming paradigm in which the development stage is made as agile as possible so you will be able to deploy early and just play DotA for the rest of the day

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someone should cosplay Ganondalf and send me pictures

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linux follows the "forest fires are actually good for the forest" model, instead of having a registry which accumulates cruft and gets more and more fucked up, you have all these dotfiles in random locations which get set on fire every 2-5 years

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Undertale + Spec Op The Line spoilers 

One thing that I still really appreciate about UT was the story's explicit understanding and integration of player control. Something SO:TL and UT share is that they both make commentary on your actions as a player, and how you are complicit in the violence depicted. However, SO:TL takes a sort of... easy road. You have no other choice except not play the game. And given that it costs real world money? That's just a copout, I'm sorry.

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It’s the regular npm security bullshit that we all know and love:

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1

An app named “cross-env” is typosquatting a popular package named “crossenv” to gobble up your environment variables (where people tend to store their most sensitive token credentials you can’t include in your source code).

While I’m no pro at npm, you can start by examining your global packages with `npm ls -g` and grep for `cross-env` or your OS equivalent for grep.

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The moral: Metadata is data. Treat it as important - just as important as your primary data. If it's the user's, on no account delete it without their permission. Also, don't trust any third party to maintain it for you - even if it's in their commercial interest to do so.

Your entire information infrastructure may break without it.

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This sounds obvious. But a classic example of 'not getting the importance of metadata' is Gnome Rhythmbox and its default treatment of music playlists.

By default (if the behaviour hasn't changed) it stores all your playlists in its own, hidden (dotfile) configuration folder. The user is never expected to look here.

This is fine until you migrate your system and whoops, didn't copy the invisible config files and all your playlists are gone.

Because they were 'just metadata, not documents'.

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Subtoot from birdsite re arguing on the internet 

Nothing gives me more respect for politicians than arguing for one quick thread with somebody who I agree with on 99% of everything.

It's stressful, I can't finish the conversation and drop out, and that's with somebody who I basically have no fundamental disagreement with, with nothing real on the line.

I can't imagine what it must be to have to discuss bills that might end up the law, and millions of people are watching and will comment.

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The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home wants you to know that she "takes your privacy very seriously" 

this is what Google/Facebook spokespeople sound like

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@enkiv2 The biggest political 'tell' to me in this whole (now-linked) soup of UFO and Christian conspiracy mythology is that the Enemy is *always* the 'one-world government'.

I mean, everything, absolutely everything in the multiple incompatible multiverses of the conspiracy zoo can be swapped out - and is - EXCEPT that.

That's what this has always been about. Fear of 'the Beast'. Fear of 'the New World Order'. Fear of 'the Illuminati'.

It all == fear of world socialism.

@verydumb@witches.town oh no you have more checkmarks than me you're more legit

tennis 

Improving is hard :( I've reworked my forehand and stats say I'm playing halfway competently, my scores against good opponents aren't terrible, but I just feel SO FRUSTRATED and have no confidence or feel in it.

I hate missing shots for no reason. Hate hate hate. Now I get how people feel when they smash racquets or whatever. I'm now one of those guys that swears on court, until I get my fucking forehand in order...

I've given into the mastodon fad! Using duolingo to brush up on my French before my trip to Paris in september.

I'm not sure whether I should be amazed at how much I can remember of French from school, or amazed at how little that actually is. Anyway, it's fun. I have a streak going.

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Saw a shipping company called "Midas" yesterday.

I'm disappointed that it wasn't a refrigerated one, and that it didn't say "Everything we touch turns to cold" on the side.

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