green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

@Leucrotta @kobold omg this is so adorable *squeak*

@JulieSqveakaroo d'awwww! :D

me, using wet wipes to clean a kitten's paws after he's used the litterbox while the kitten is squirming and squeaking indignantly: no, you are not being oppressed.

Do Not Know If bird or somebody trying to start a recalcitrant car engine in the distance

(spoiler: it's a bird)

and it's sleep time, which has snuck up on me once again because IT IS STILL FULL DAYLIGHT OUTSIDE, WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT EVEN, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME AUUUGGGGHHHH

@Leucrotta and hissssing like I'm talking to a sssssnake! of coursssse I'm a Parssselmouth, didn't you know all Jedi get ssssorted into housssesssss assss part of their training? ssssssheeesh... kidsssss thessse daysssss...

I have a kitten on my chest. your argument is invalid.

@thefishcrow@cybre.space make sure to burn it in a well-ventilated area, they're often made of toxic materials that are dangerous to inhale. *nodnod* (also pics!) :D

when Raziel catches a string toy he'll usually clamp onto it with his teeth and growl at it. not at me, not at another cat... at the toy. it's *tremendously* cute. and then after he's sat and growled at it a bit he lets it go and leans back, waiting for it to start moving again...

@anthracite oh hey that sounds familiar! say hi to the increasing headache and lethargy when they drop in to join the party... *much, much empathy, for what it's worth*

@imetagon@dragon.style @anthracite @PhoenixTril *rolls around squeaking*

@chara@toot.cat @MeimuHakurei@mastodon.social um. just *reading that thread*, it's pretty obvious that there's one person being harassing and threatening, and it's *not* @maloki . the kind of behavior being shown in that thread is a red flag that could cover most of Siberia.

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space nope, the only cave system I've ever toured is the Lake Shasta Caverns, but I've read many spelunking journals in a sense of morbid fascination. but I'm looking at the Howe Caverns now, and they look really neat! my favorite is Cave of the Crystals https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Crystals which I will never ever visit because NOPE. XD

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space
* forest/jungle full of angry/hungry/venomous beasts
* a realistic cave system--tiny twisty passages, sudden bottomless sinkholes, extremely slippery areas, extremely *sharp* edges, and no climbing equipment--or light
* large-scale industrial factory, like the droid factory in that one Star Wars film
* a freeway *right before* rush hour
* an otherwise empty library (or any public space) full of mostly-invisible hungry ghosts

*growfgrowfgrowfmrrfgrrrrrfgnarf*

@Leucrotta oh hey I recognize that one. :D